So remember my previous post about Rene my lover from the Berkeley Bowl? The one who looks just like Misha except with crazy hair ala Obi Wan Kenobi. Well, he still works there. And I happened to be in the area with a burning need for vegetables, so i figured I would drop in and have his zucchini inspected for quality. Luckily Rene was working. But I was too embarrassed to stand in his line so I stood in the line next to him and tried to snap a pic. Of course, some tool kept cockblocking me and trying to see what I was doing on my phone. Grr. So no photo! :(

Anyhoo, I am confused to report that my lover has a new haircut. Allow me to explain. Hmm. Okay, so you know Friar Tuck? Well, my lover Rene has an inverted Friar Tuck. Hair on top. No hair around the middle section and then a small strip along the nape of the neck… Because my lover Rene wouldn’t want to shave off his long rat tail. And so it remains. And the patch of hair on top is not buzzed. It’s quite long. To the point where he has like 6 inch bangs on one side but short on the other side. It’s outrageous.

Had I not known him before the Friar Fuck haircut, I wouldn’t have given him the time of day. But my lover Rene still holds my heart. Now, if only Misha would follow Rene’s cue and do his hair up all fancy…all would be well in the world.

Rene, if you are out there, and not bagging groceries at the Berkeley Bowl, know I always need a good zucchini.