Background: Kitty goes to USF Law School which of course means there are lots of stupid stuck up bitches in her class. One of her classmates who I have met multiple times and don’t care much for because she is all drama –  and not the fun kind of drama like whispering to Gary Jr. “Oh my god did you see Benutty’s vagina sweat after the race”, but real drama — is from Seattle. Multiple times I have had or overheard Kitty have the conversation with her about Ballard (a suburb of Seattle) and  specifically Kings Hardware, a bar that Kitty’s brother helped open and has always managed. Every time this comes up she makes the comment “oh yeah, Ballard is fun but I like it up on the hill better” and doesn’t show much enthusiasm.

So….recently while Kitty was perusing Playboy.com for hot naked ladies, she stumbled upon some really cool news. Playboy just released a list of its favorite bars across America and their choice for the best bar in Seattle was Kings Hardware! Like any proud sister would do she posted a link to the article on facebook. Well then this same bitch writes about how she always hangs out right around there and loves the bar and probably knows all the same people as her brother, and just peeing all over everything to claim it as hers.

I hate Stupid Bitches – not the Haus of Hunnies kind of Stupid Bitches– but the seriously Stupid Bitches.