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Oh I’ll Mark My Spot Alright
Mar 13th
Thanks to 3rin I now have a new 3rd Obsession (1st Obsession is the Telephone video and 2nd Obsession is still Jiz). Three cheers for viral marketing campaigns.
And how much more sexy is Mehcad Brooks/Eggs knowing his stance on marriage??!!
Keep the Monkey Caged!, They Say
Feb 6th
We don’t let the monkey outta his cage often because when we do he always manages to hurt himself and our reputation. Take for example the time we brought him along camping — our resident chimp had 8 drinks too many and was photographed by the paparazzi falling backwards off the log by the campfire!
Now, no one at D@2 claims to be sober once the sun goes down, but we can’t be portrayed as sloppy drunk messes. Come on now Jay, pull yourself together and get some help before we call A&E to book your appearance on Intervention!!
