This week’s question was asked by Calipeach of Palmdale, CA:

I’d like each of you to give three guesses as to what Gary Jr. might find hiding in his belly flap. Of course if three guesses is not enough, by all means give as many as needed?

Thanks for the question Calipeach…  You know this question is asked a lot by those who know Gary Jr.   The deep crevices of his belly flap can hold a whole assortment of things at any time.   For a long time now it was believed that only his wallet, phone, and a 6 pack of condoms were in there (you never know how lucky you are gonna get), but recently he surprised me….

We were driving thru Napa wine country on a beautiful hot summer day when suddenly we both had the urge to stop and buy a bottle of wine at my favorite winery Peju.   I ended up buying a case of their Carnival dessert wine.  It’s very delicious.   We continued driving thru wine country when the heat just got so unbearable.  As a joke, I told Gary Jr. that we should just open a bottle and start drinking.  After all, it takes a lot of wine to get me drunk… ok!   He loved the idea, but soon I realized that we didn’t have any wine glasses, or a bottle opener.  No sooner was I about to mention it did Gary Jr. pull a wine opener out from under his belly flap. I gasp and said “You’ve got to be kidding me you stupid awful bitch!”…  He glanced over at me and yelled out “A lady is always prepared for anything!”.  Once he got the bottle open I figured we would just take turns drinking from the bottle but again I was surprised when Gary Jr. pulled two wine glasses out from his belly flap.  After I removed what looked like belly button lint out of my glass I poured me some wine and drank up.   How impressed was I?   Later that day when we got hungry he even pulled out some little sandwiches…. but he told me… “I used to carry the mayo on the side, as not everyone likes it, but then I had that incident with the jar of mayo breaking…. ouch!”

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