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Posts tagged virginity
Busted!
Jul 24th
Lets set the stage: Tony, Joey, Shahla and I are pool side relaxing in san jose. I’m just minding my own business as my friend Tony talks about his upcoming wedding. His bride to be is Chinese, and he mentioned that there were some traditional Chinese things that he had to do with her family before the wedding. He mentions that he has to give her family a well fatten pig with a curly tail to prove her virginity. Then Shahla turns around and looks at me and says “there you go”. Oh hunnnnnie. She dies tonight at 2am.
I blame this on Gary Jr. Just so you know.
The Game of Things
Jan 20th
So we recently played The Game of Things, and I thought I would share some of the answers that were given. I won’t tell you what they were answering, but you can just use your imagination.
- Your virginity to a troll
- The food lost and stuck in Gary Jr.’s belly flap
- Your fucking dirty cunt whore pussing pussy filth. God will smite thee and now it shall be Adam & Steve, the guy on the other side of the garden.
- Crotch rot
- You fucking bitch
- Now can I stick it in your butt?
- Anything physical
- Wait Nick’s age? If Nick’s age, then anything involving the use of hips. Otherwise, I’d say going to law school.
- Making out with Megan Fox… er… I mean a tranny who looks like Megan Fox.
- You’re wearing an afro wig and bling getting fucked by a troll
- STD’s, wrap your shit up Alfie
- Nick, Benutty, Gary Jr. and other farm animals
- Hand jobs, blow jobs, rimming, riding, S&M… you get it.
- Benutty pretending to die. That troll can’t act, and he doesn’t get a joke.