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Posts tagged variety shop
Gary Courtney
Mar 18th
St. Patrick’s Day was yesterday and that meant another day that Gary Jr. could dress up. This mess really went all out this time. He headed over to Variety Shop on Clement and 4th Avenue, and picked up his best Courtney Love outfit. He was seen walking down Geary Blvd like this:
The Inner Richmond will never be the same again.
The Variety Shop Strikes Again
Feb 21st
Last night some of the girls came over for shits n giggles… you know the usual. Benutty was an extra special mess last night, as he stopped by the Variety Shop on Clement & 4th Ave. on his way here. This was the result:
That wasn’t all though… He found my bag of York Pieces that I had bought Jay, opened it, and ate all but 4 pieces… After that he opened the bag of Sour Cream and Onion Ruffles, and a package of Sour Cream, and dip his chips into it. Eating it all!
The lesson here… Trolls are hungry fat messes. Beware.
Gary Ke$ha
Feb 7th
Once again Gary Jr. and booze have come together, and Variety Shop on Clement and 4th Ave has supplied him with what he needs to become the extra special trashy: Gary Ke$ha!!!!
Gary GaGa
Jan 28th
The Sweetums Series is nice and all… but lets get to the truth. When alcohol and Gary Jr. mix it’s like a drag queen puking on a passed out tranny wearing too much glitter and sequins. Sure he sings to his sweetums, but that is only on the way home from the madness. Once the booze starts flowing Gary Jr. takes off to Variety Shop on Clement Street & 4th Avenue (the best drag queen store in all of the Richmond [the neighborhood, not the ghetto city]), and this is frightening result: Gary GaGa!!!!
