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Posts tagged Variety Shop on Clement
Preparations, or Tranny Hot Mess Dialogue
Jul 26th
Benutty
On my way to the variety shop oopsNick
What!!! Girl! Loves it!Benutty
I need a new bra and some Nyx cosmetics lol. And maybe a few weaves.Nick
Oh girl. Get me a cheap bra. I’ll pay you back.Benutty
Just a plain black one? Or flesh?Nick
Prefer black but whatever will do.Benutty
K I’m getting black too!!Nick
Hunns!Benutty
I’ll bedazzle yoursNick
No one is going to see itBenutty
But you’ll know it’s shiny and cute!Nick
Haha. Whatever you choose. Choose your poison.Benutty
OMG its so crowded here lolNick
Girl. The gays love itBenutty
Gays and Chinese great grandmasNick
Exactly
The Golden Hunnies
Jul 8th
So Shawnito and I were discussing who the hunnies would be if we were The Golden Girls, and this is what we came up with… Loves it!
I would be Dorothy because I’m the meanest and I could pull off shoulder pads better than anyone else (sorry Gary)
Benutty would be Rose because you really have to explains in detail for him to “get it”.
Gary Jr. would be Sofia because he always has a smart ass come back for everything.
Alfie would be Blanche because everyone wants to do him, and we all know he would be a big slut if he was single. Plus he has the delicate boddess of a southern woman.
Jay would be Stan, Dorothy’s ex-husband because he wants me and is always after it.
Shawnito would be Dreyfuss because he is like the pesky neighbors dog… always putting his nose were it doesn’t belong hahahaha.
Whorifying Tales from Beyond the D@2 Crib
Jun 17th
Look what kind of trouble Baby Alfie and Baby Nick get into when they escape from their D@2 cribs! They crawl to the drag queen Variety Shop on Clement, buy cumcumber masks and turn into whorific diva-disasters.
Cute bibs baby huhhhhnnns. Wouldn’t wanna get any cumcumber spooge on those precious blouses.
