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Let’s be real, I just pissed myself. At the moment, TV is my boyfriend and I’ll wet my cooter over season premieres all fucking day. And after a shitty 2009 in film, it has got to be television that will bring the A game in 2010. Here’s the 10 shows I’m looking most forward to in the coming year.

American Idol
Idol was back last year with the phenom that is Adam Lambert. Kris and Allison tore it up, too, and we all loved making fun of Blindy, Wannabe Rounds, and Daughtry2. Hopefully this year can match up, and to add fuel to the fire, it may be Simon’s last year! Can’t miss that! Aaaah. Spare me Ellen — she’ll be worthless… and sober. Hopefully Kara gets naked again.
(FOX – Tuesday, 1/12 @ 8 pm)

Ugly Betty
Stop hating, start watching again. Betty is still one of the most well-written shows out there for anyone with an ear for gay sarcasm. This show has one of the best casts and pulls out the stereotypes to a tee. The latino-flare taken straight out of the best telenovelas keeps the show spicy, dramatic, and escapist. I always look forward to this one, and as long as the hot Jewish, rich boyfriend sticks around, I will, too.
(ABC – Wednesdays @ 10 pm)

The Deep End
This is a new lawyer show that everyone is saying is the new Grey’s and all that. Listen, all I care about is Mehcad Brooks (True Blood & Desperate Housewives) and BILLY ZANE! Are you kidding me?! Billy Zane? He like invented guyliner! Naturally! Looks interesting, has hot guys. Why wouldn’t you watch it?
(ABC – Thursday, 1/21 @ 8 pm)

Spartacus: Blood and Sand
If you haven’t seen the trailers for the new cable-television sex & violence show then check it out. Hot, sweaty Romans mixed with blood and cum, and some decent stylized cinematography reminiscent of 300, sounds like a recipe for a perfect DVR date for all the single gays — and you know what kinda ring Spartacus is gonna be puttin on it. And the network has already contracted the show for a second season so you know they have faith in it!
(Starz – Friday, 1/22 @ 10 pm)

Lost
I don’t really need to explain this one. Final season of one of the most immaculate shows of our generation. ‘nough said. Let the pee dribble.
(ABC – Tuesday, 2/2 @ 8 pm)

Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains
I am a huge fan of this show! I like sweat this shit. For the 20th season they’re bringing back the nicest and the naughtiest of previous seasons for the 3rd all-stars run of this true pioneer of reality-competition TV. You can’t deny that the more-or-less unchanged format of outwit, outplay, outlast is still intriguing and still magic on the small screen. And Russell, the nastiest dirtiest wettest pig of ‘em all, is back to play these whores for dumb again! Gotta love it.
(CBS – Thursday, 2/11 @ 8 pm)

Parenthood
I don’t know much about this one, but that it is a remake of something that was probably stupid before and won’t be now. I mean — Peter Krause and Craig T. Nelson are tried-and-true, and perhaps this one will strengthen the family drama/sitcom party recently perfected by Brothers & Sisters and Modern Family. I’ll give it a shot.
(NBC – 3/1)

And farther into the future, but still darkening the crotch on my pants:

Mad Men – Season 4
Last season started off a bit slow, but finished with some great episodes! Although the show is presumably about the “Men,” it really is all about the women and the actresses who portray them never disappoint. The best part about this show is its focus on character development moreso than plot. This one can’t come back soon enough.

Glee – Season 1, Part 2
Um. Is it April yet? A full episode of just Madonna songs?! Nick just pissed herself. Jealous.

True Blood – Season 3
Loosely based on the third Sookie Stackhouse novel, Club Dead, in this new season we will see the emergence of the werewolf and maybe a good love triangle or something. And for those of us who have read the books, there is always the excitement of not knowing what will go down for all of the characters the show brings in that are sorely underdeveloped in the novels.

So those are the ten shows I’m most looking forward in the new season. But I can’t mention television without pointing out two other very exciting events:

• Brothers & Sisters. Too good to be in a list among other shows. This one will always stand on its own. And I cry every time. Fuck you, Sally Field, for wetting my cheeks.
• TYRA AND OPRAH ARE ENDING! Fuck the pee, I just jizzed all over my thighs! I’ve never heard more exciting news in my life.

Need a towel,

Benutty