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Posts tagged troll
You Know What I Hate?
Feb 3rd
I hate fat cows who don’t go to Jack in the Box with Benutty and me. Your loss mother fucker!!!
PS-Lost was crazy shit tonight!!
The Cast
Jan 26th
Our cast of characters here at D@2:
Yes. Nick and Jay are an item.
Nick without his stage makeup
Gary Jr. and his famous tongue
Alfie with his girlfriend
Misha on vacation
Shawnito the Barn Animals' Pet
Our Benutty Troll with brooch
Papa-papa-razzi
Jan 25th
Spotted! Benutty’s latin lover giving a different troll free food at the Baja… Will this be the end of the Mexi-Troll romance? Stay tuned.
Benutty's Latin Lover. Ay Papi.
The Game of Things
Jan 20th
So we recently played The Game of Things, and I thought I would share some of the answers that were given. I won’t tell you what they were answering, but you can just use your imagination.
- Your virginity to a troll
- The food lost and stuck in Gary Jr.’s belly flap
- Your fucking dirty cunt whore pussing pussy filth. God will smite thee and now it shall be Adam & Steve, the guy on the other side of the garden.
- Crotch rot
- You fucking bitch
- Now can I stick it in your butt?
- Anything physical
- Wait Nick’s age? If Nick’s age, then anything involving the use of hips. Otherwise, I’d say going to law school.
- Making out with Megan Fox… er… I mean a tranny who looks like Megan Fox.
- You’re wearing an afro wig and bling getting fucked by a troll
- STD’s, wrap your shit up Alfie
- Nick, Benutty, Gary Jr. and other farm animals
- Hand jobs, blow jobs, rimming, riding, S&M… you get it.
- Benutty pretending to die. That troll can’t act, and he doesn’t get a joke.
Why I Hate Gary Jr.
Jan 14th
We just had this conversation via IM:
Nick: i hate benutty
Gary Jr.: why? do tell
Nick: oh no reason.. i just generally hate him.. obviously you didn’t read the glossary
Gary Jr.: i know what hate means you fat ugly pigcowtroll
We Resolve
Jan 1st
Last night I hosted my annual New Years party – with all the most important huhhnies in attendance. Obviously, it was good times. We had a Resolution Wall where everyone anonymously posted their 2010 resolutions, and although most of them aren’t really goals for the year most of them are hateful enough to share. I’ll attempt to point out the ones other D@2 contributors posted and I won’t correct anyone’s poor, poor spelling mistakes.
More sequens 2010!
I licked all the champs bottles!
Floss More
see Adam Lambert in concert!
Gain 20 lbs.
empty the DVR (benutty)
perfect my monster claw (benutty)
Apply to Grad School
Orgasims every time NO HANDS!
Half a bottle of liquor a day by 2011!!
steal 3rin’s dress for myself (benutty)
stop drinking 2 bottles of Blueberry vodka a DAY! (benutty)
Kill All Trolls (nick)
Ride A Century [stick figure drawing of man on bike]
July 07: “I want to train for AIDS LifeCycle in 2010.” – Nick (benutty)
Graduate
when I get my next colonoscopy i hope the dr. doesn’t say “my, gary jr., you’ve gotten looser since last week.” (benutty)
Benutty is a dumb troll… (nick)
Yoga!
dance in the dark (benutty)
see str8(acting) (benutty)
win Catan every time I play (gary jr.) won’t happen Gary Jr. (some dumb bitch)
don’t invite pigs to my parties (benutty) or panties (some dumb cow)
Try to lose some troll weight & get electrolysis (gary jr.)
Get a monkey & a robot dog (jay)
Decorate my house
see Rihanna in concert (benutty)
Live to see 2:01 am!
So it looks like I wrote most of the hateful ones (and most of the other ones, too). The important thing to remember is that none of these resolutions are manageable by any of the nasty farm animals that posted them (except for maybe the “gain 20 lbs” one, Nick will complete that by Monday) and no one is going to live to see 2:01 am!
Oops!,
Benutty
