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Posts tagged troll
Discovery Channels: Creatures in Captivity
Mar 26th
Most wild animals in captivity develop repetitive and purposeless motor behaviors called “stereotypical behaviors”. Examples of this include pacing around or self-grooming. These behaviors are thought to be caused by the animals’ abnormal environment. Unlike most wild animals, the troll has very few stereotypical behaviors. Although the troll is known for overly self-grooming, very rarely does one find the troll pacing around. In fact the troll is most known for its hilarious and sometimes disgusting dance shows. The troll loves and seeks out attention of others at all times, and can become very irritating when the attention it seeks goes unnoticed. Many who keep these foul creatures have learned that if you simply scare the troll or throw its belongings it will find a dark corner to cower in.
To see a picture of a male troll performing one of its dance shows click here. This specific dance show involved fog and an elaborate water show.
Jay Found His Present
Mar 11th
Who is responsible? Jay busted out his suit yesterday to go to a meeting, and this was found inside the pocket…
Believe in the Magic…
Dec 16th
I received a Christmas card from our biggest fan whore stalker FrankieRose today. I don’t know how this sneaky little bitch got my address, but if she ever shows up here without a bottle of champes in hand she dies!… oh and a York peppermint patty! That’s right, I said it!
What I find interesting is how alike the troll family is. Just recently Benutty was trying to convince me that he was more like an elephant than a troll…. mmhmm… more like an elephant-troll hybrid… but then the other Benutty, FrankieRose, just happens to send me a holiday card with an elephant on it… curious isn’t it?
Cute card though… loves it!
Drunk & Sober
Jul 11th
A Trolls Toys
Apr 6th
Look at the disgusting toys Benutty was caught playing with when we weren’t around. A pig, a cow, and a sheep (poor Bradley). I’m offended.
But girl… you are looking so thin… the diet is really working out for you. Congrats. Did you borrow that outfit from 3rin’s closet?
The Variety Shop Strikes Again
Feb 21st
Last night some of the girls came over for shits n giggles… you know the usual. Benutty was an extra special mess last night, as he stopped by the Variety Shop on Clement & 4th Ave. on his way here. This was the result:
That wasn’t all though… He found my bag of York Pieces that I had bought Jay, opened it, and ate all but 4 pieces… After that he opened the bag of Sour Cream and Onion Ruffles, and a package of Sour Cream, and dip his chips into it. Eating it all!
The lesson here… Trolls are hungry fat messes. Beware.
Fuck A Hen Videos
Feb 16th
Having a blog has opened our eyes to a lot of new things about the internet. For example… We can use Google Analytics to see what keywords are used to find our blog. For the most part this is not that interesting, as most people have used words like “Dead 2am”, or “Botanist”, but there has been one that really shocked us. Someone from Northern California found our blog by searching for “fuck a hen videos”!!!!. Seriously.. this person was looking for videos of people fucking hens. How sick is this. Just goes to show you the type of people out there, and how the internet has helped fuel their sick fetishes.
In other news Benutty just got back in to town earlier today from visiting some family in Northern California… hey…. wait a minute!
Me Hungry. Want. Gimme. Rowwr.
Feb 12th
Im craving a super burrito and I hate Nick.
UPDATE: And Gary Jr. is eating a Double Double (this statement is true regardless of what time you read it)
Why I Hate Benutty
Feb 8th
We just had this conversation via IM:
Benutty: huhhhnz
Nick: yes… my dear?
Benutty: just saying hi, i’ve been really busy this morning
Nick: running? exercising? lol
Benutty: kind of
Nick: hunniee walking to get a burrito doesn’t count
Benutty: oh oops
Riddle Me This
Feb 3rd
What is the worst possible farm animal to invite to your Lost premiere party?
Nick knows the answer: