Don’t you hate when you poop and it comes out all messy then it takes like half of a roll of toiler paper to clean all that shit off? OMG so annoying right! Well when I was like 5 or 6 this happened to me, and at the time I didn’t realize that toilets can only handle so much toilet paper. Yup, the toilet overflowed all over the bathroom. My mom was pretty pissed off, and my brother teased me for a long time about this.
Well I was not about to let that happen again, so I started flushing multiple times to make sure everything could go down easy. Unfortunately one day my brother over heard me flush a couple times, and then continue to tease me for taking big dumps. How nice of him.
So now I am not only freaked out about the toilet over flowing from gross poops, but also about flushing multiple times. I hated being teased when I was younger so I had to make sure not to do anything that would bring attention.
Finally I came up with an idea. I would wipe like I always do, but if I felt like I was using too much toilet paper I would simply just throw the toilet paper in the trash rather than flushing it. I thought I was so smarties. Sadly what I didn’t realize was how awful poop smells, and suddenly everyone in my family was like… “Why does the bathroom always smell like shit?” I went along with it, and blamed my sister’s friends because I really didn’t like them anyways.
Apparently my mom was one sneaky lady, and some how figured out I was the one throwing poopy toilet paper in the trash rather then the toilet. I told her why, and she promised not to tell anyone else that it was me as long as I stopped doing it. So that is when I learned to use as little toilet paper as possible when wiping my ass. Ugh… embarrassing!
And that… is one of Nick’s Greatest Moments.
Dirty Llama caught taking apples out of the trash can. Really… if you need me to buy you lunch just ask fool.
