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Gary Ke$ha
Feb 7th
Once again Gary Jr. and booze have come together, and Variety Shop on Clement and 4th Ave has supplied him with what he needs to become the extra special trashy: Gary Ke$ha!!!!
Benutty’s Secret Date Night
Jan 31st
Apparently Benutty had a blind date last night, and didn’t tell anyone here at D@2. A fan of our blog spotted the two out having drinks and sent me this picture of his date. I think we all know why he didn’t tell us now.
Oh Benutty.. Is it a boy, a girl, or just a plain ol mess? I know you’re a troll and all… but you could do better.
Gary GaGa
Jan 28th
The Sweetums Series is nice and all… but lets get to the truth. When alcohol and Gary Jr. mix it’s like a drag queen puking on a passed out tranny wearing too much glitter and sequins. Sure he sings to his sweetums, but that is only on the way home from the madness. Once the booze starts flowing Gary Jr. takes off to Variety Shop on Clement Street & 4th Avenue (the best drag queen store in all of the Richmond [the neighborhood, not the ghetto city]), and this is frightening result: Gary GaGa!!!!
The Game of Things
Jan 20th
So we recently played The Game of Things, and I thought I would share some of the answers that were given. I won’t tell you what they were answering, but you can just use your imagination.
- Your virginity to a troll
- The food lost and stuck in Gary Jr.’s belly flap
- Your fucking dirty cunt whore pussing pussy filth. God will smite thee and now it shall be Adam & Steve, the guy on the other side of the garden.
- Crotch rot
- You fucking bitch
- Now can I stick it in your butt?
- Anything physical
- Wait Nick’s age? If Nick’s age, then anything involving the use of hips. Otherwise, I’d say going to law school.
- Making out with Megan Fox… er… I mean a tranny who looks like Megan Fox.
- You’re wearing an afro wig and bling getting fucked by a troll
- STD’s, wrap your shit up Alfie
- Nick, Benutty, Gary Jr. and other farm animals
- Hand jobs, blow jobs, rimming, riding, S&M… you get it.
- Benutty pretending to die. That troll can’t act, and he doesn’t get a joke.