Posts tagged thunder thighs

Bitch, I’m Not Afraid. So, Yeah, I Said It.

Bitch, I’m not afraid. So, yeah, I said it. But don’t get it glitteredGary Jr. encouraged it. Bitch, I’m not afraid. So, yeah, I said it. But don’t get it glitteredGary Jr. encouraged it. Bitch, I’m not afraid. So, yeah, I said it. But don’t get it glitteredGary Jr. encouraged it. Bitch, I’m not afraid. So, yeah, I said it. But don’t get it glitteredGary Jr. encouraged it. Bitch, I’m not afraid. So, yeah, I said it. But don’t get it glitteredGary Jr. encouraged it.
Gary: How was the Super Bowl?
Benutty: It was fun, nothing out of the ordinary.
Gary: Sweet. I saw the rip in the pants. Your sister is evil lol. I would have never noticed otherwise.
Benutty: So evil. I thought it was glaringly obvious tho.
Gary: No. Not glaring at all. She was on a mission lol.
Benutty: It looks like my cock is out.
Gary: Your snausage.
Benutty: Ew. How does Nick still think that was a good idea, putting your face within inches of a tire? Really?
Gary: lol haha Mo’nickell
Benutty: Hahaha. I feel bad for Nick though. If the only thing that distinguished me from Mo’nique was my skin color then I’d have killed myself by now. He’s a stronger woman than I am.

Diet Update 03/15/10

This last week was not my best week, but I am glad I at least lost 2 pounds.  Saturday I got a little out of control with champes and cookies, but they were damn good!  Oh and those little bitches selling their girl scout cookies all over the place are not helping me one bit.

I’ll be riding my bike to work all week since it is finally nice.  I need to work these legs before I get troll thunder thighs.  That’s right, I said it.

02/15/10 – 212 pounds
02/22/10 – 212 pounds (Failed)
03/01/10 – 210 pounds (-2)
03/08/10 – 205 pounds (-5)
03/15/10 – 203 pounds (-2)

Oh yea.. You know how when you wash your jeans they always seem to shrink, and you can’t fit in them as easily as you did before?  Well this morning…for the first time in a long time…mine were easy to put on.  What!!  Can I get a amen up in here?