blah blah blahdiddy blah starting halfway into a conversation I was having with my cousin HRH Hannah about her possibly playing in my Survivor Challenge…

Mar 18, 2010 5:40 pm

Hannah
I don’t want to play. They’re mean!

Benutty
No one is mean! It’s all in fun and you’d be on the “family” tribe with your mom and dad

Hannah
Your friends are mean. I read your blog. Fuck YOU’RE mean. But I love you.

Benutty
Hahaha we aren’t mean we love everyone so much

Hannah
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha have you ever listened to 710 am Christian radio in Sac? They love everyone too.

Mar 18, 2010 6:10 pm

Hannah
I’ll talk to Sid cuz at least if he plays I know someone will be on my side

Benutty
Exactly!!! Daniel is gonna be on the friends side lol. And then I’m gonna seduce him and get back with him

Hannah
LOL that’s hot. Awww you miss him.

Benutty
No lol I miss sex

Hannah
It’s hard for me to believe you don’t have sex.

Benutty
Once since August. I’m not a whorebag

Hannah
Ew that is the most sad thing I’ve heard all day.

Benutty
And I’M mean????? My FRIENDS are mean?!?! You just called your cousin SAD! THE SADDEST!!

Hannah
No I said that only having sex once in 7 months is sad. The saddest.

Benutty
Me… expect this convo to show up on the blog.

Hannah
LOL as long as you put the WHOLE thing. At least then Daniel will know you still want him. And maybe you’ll get laid. Love you!

Benutty
Hahahaha you’re such a bitch I love it. You and your mom are such good material for d@2.

Hannah
You’re welcome.