Posts tagged the gary series

Gary Santa

Dec 23rd

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Never give Gary Jr. a couple of large bottles of homemade Spiced Holiday Ale. After a couple hours he starts to believe he is Santa, and goes out on the town ho’ing. Poor Misha found him in a dark alley in Oakland like this:

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Gary Courtney

Mar 18th

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St. Patrick’s Day was yesterday and that meant another day that Gary Jr. could dress up.   This mess really went all out this time.  He headed over to Variety Shop on Clement and 4th Avenue, and picked up his best Courtney Love outfit.  He was seen walking down Geary Blvd like this:

The Inner Richmond will never be the same again.

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Gary Bessie

Mar 2nd

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First came Gary GaGa, then Gary Ke$ha, but now the most outrageous of all…. Gary Bessie!

Once again Gary Jr. visited the world famous Variety Shop on 4th Ave. and Clement Street, and this was the frightening result!!!

This may not be safe for work.

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Gary Ke$ha

Feb 7th

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Once again Gary Jr. and booze have come together, and Variety Shop on Clement and 4th Ave has supplied him with what he needs to become the extra special trashy: Gary Ke$ha!!!!

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Gary GaGa

Jan 28th

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The Sweetums Series is nice and all… but lets get to the truth.  When alcohol and Gary Jr. mix it’s like a drag queen puking on a passed out tranny wearing too much glitter and sequins.  Sure he sings to his sweetums, but that is only on the way home from the madness.  Once the booze starts flowing Gary Jr. takes off to Variety Shop on Clement Street & 4th Avenue (the best drag queen store in all of the Richmond [the neighborhood, not the ghetto city]), and this is frightening result: Gary GaGa!!!!

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