OMG. I’m still in bed because I can’t move. Two days later. Nick’s Amazing Race was truly amazing. He pulled it off way better than I thought the little nugget could and I’m so proud of him. Secretly I think he only wanted to do it so that Gary Jr. and I would be forced to exercise. I’m also proud of my teammate, Alfie, for putting up with my slow-out-of-shape ass!

We talked hella shit going into the race and, well, karma bit Team So Hairy It’s Scary in the ass. No, actually, karma ate out our entire ass. We made all the wrong moves, but were so sure of ourselves the entire time! HA! As evidence, please enjoy a compilation of our best worst decisions along the race. And sorry in advance to all the people we hated on along the race.

Every Amazing Race needs the d-bag team of two young guys, right? Glad we could be ‘em.