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TV Premiere Week! [Tuesday]
Sep 21st
I watched The Event last night and I loved it. I’m hoping it is like Lost, and builds a lot of mysteries without giving us too much information. It’s looking promising. Anywho.. Lets see what’s on tonight:
Tuesday – 8pm
- ABC – Dancing With The Stars
- CBS – NCIS
- FOX – Glee
- NBC – Biggest Loser
- CW – One Tree Hill
–GLEE! I can’t wait to watch Glee tonight! I hope the Glee version of Lady Gaga’s Telephone is in this episode. The only other show I would have watched is The Biggest Loser, because that one trainer named Bob is hot!
Tuesday – 9pm
- ABC – Dancing With The Stars (Continued)
- CBS – NCIS: Los Angeles
- FOX – Raising Hope / Running Wilde
- NBC – Biggest Loser (Continued)
- CW – Life Unexpected
- Bravo – Flipping Out
- Oxygen – Bad Girls Club
- SyFy – Warehouse 13
–Wow with all the options for new shows at this hour… not one of them interest me. I guess I’ll be watching the 2nd half of the Biggest Loser. I don’t know much about the shows that are following Glee, but if the previews look decent I might watch them (but I doubt it.)
Tuesday – 10pm
- ABC – Detroit 1-8-7
- CBS – NCIS: Los Angeles (Continued)
- FOX – Local News = Blah
- NBC – Parenthood
- CW – Local News = Blah
- Bravo – Rachel Zoe Project
- Food Network – Chopped
–Definitely watching Parenthood… This show is soo good, and it’s based in Berkeley. It’s like a new version of Brothers & Sisters. I’ll DVR Chopped on Food Network because they are currently doing the Chopped Champion series. So good!
So… What will you be watching?
Month in Media: March
Mar 31st
Let’s take a look at the things in entertainment that the D@2 bloggers loved most in the month of March!
Nick
Contestant on RuPaul’s Drag Race: Raven
I seriously hated this bitch when the show first started, but now that we are down to the top 4… I can’t get enough. She is such a god damn bitch she kills me. I love how much she hates Tatiana.
TV Show: Chelsea Lately
Late nights would not be the same without Chelsea Handler. I love the way she interviews people, and she will just stare at them with that blank disgusted look. So good. The clip I linked to is one of my favorite interviews she has done.
YouTube Clip: How to Put on a Condom
Tyler Oakley makes a lot of cute lil videos on YouTube. He is a very witty guy, and always makes me laugh. This clip of him putting condoms on random shit had me weak. Loves it.
American Idol Contestant: Lee DeWyze
Oh hunnnns. Sadly he is the only decently looking guy on American Idol this year, and although he is not my ideal type of man his voice makes up for it. I just think it is very sexy sounding. It makes my butthole pucker. You know what I am saying?
D@2 Post: So What! Who Cares!?!
As usual this damn mess always gets me with his So What! Who Cares!?! shit. March isn’t even Stroke Awareness month, but thanks for the heads up. Die!
D@2 Best Comment: Alfie from D@2 Caption This!
“3. Cows never lose the instinctive need for mothers utters. Gary uses beer bottles to cope.” Love it. Good job lil Alfie.
Gary Jr.
Music for the Hunnies: Rocket by Goldfrapp
Big thanks to Nick for introducing me to Goldfrapp’s latest hit Rocket. Goldfrapp popped out a new album and not all of it is good. But I certainly love this one and also I Want a Life. God I love it. Let the legwarmers and flashdances begin again!
TV Episode: Ab Aeterno
No seriously. Lost killed me this month. The episode called Ab Aeterno where Richard Alpert’s story is finally revealed was an amazing moment for all Lost fans. I’m still not sure if I really like where the story might be headed or any of the explanations about what the island really is. I simply just don’t know. However, this was a beautiful episode and a win for Nestor Carbonell.
YouTube Clip: Piano Chat Improv
So there’s this new thing called Chatroullete or something and it puts random strangers into a room together to chat. I don’t know exactly what the hell it is and frankly I don’t care. But anyway…Jay sent me this clip that totally killed me. I watched the whole thing and laughed the whole time. This piano man is super talented.
American Idol Contestant: Nobody
Sorry. I just didn’t really like anyone this month on American Idol. I mean, it’s very generic. Even the good people aren’t surprising me and making me this that’s a star. I mean the Janis Joplin linebacker is likely going to win but frankly so what who cares! Also, what’s wrong with all the teeth on American Idol. Have you seen Bowersox and Urban smile? Something’s amiss.
D@2 Post: Troll Dance
As all of you know, I simply love watching Benutty dance. It must be all that black semen cuz homegirl’s got the moves. I guess I also like watching her dance for the same reason I bottleneck on the freeway when there’s an accident or why I laugh when children fall down. Regardless, this is one of our best posts this month because it was created by one of my favorite hunnies and because it stars one of my favorite hunnies.
Benutty
Music Milestone – GaGa Earns 6th Consecutive Pop #1 with “Telephone“
Hello! GaGa is pure genius in every fucking way possible. And I’m still not over her video masterpiece of a film. I’m hoping her next single, Alejandro, goes to #1, too, making her the female artist with the most U.S. Pop #1s and solidifying her record of consecutive ones!
American Idol Performance – Siobhan Magnus, “House of the Rising Sun“
From the very first note I knew this would be one of the best Idol performances ever. Siobhan has a crazy style and a near immaculate voice, making her the only thing that could have saved AI post-Glambert.
TV Series – Life
OMG. I spent Monday watching 4 of these in a row (Challenges, Reptiles/Amphibians, Mammals, and Fish) and I am completely in love. Like Planet Earth, Life brings together some crazy good footage of wildlife in slow motion. Among the best shots so far are komodo dragons stalking a wounded water buffalo for days, a pebble toad escaping a predator by going ridged and rolling itself down a mountain, baby mudskippers spitting out mudballs, and the hungry tongues of a chameleon grabbing things from 50 feet away (so Gary Jr. of them)!
D@2 Posts – Nick’s Diet Updates
I’m so proud of hog for making a change in her life, and I have to credit her for inspiring and supporting me in my own journey down the same path of weight loss! Healthy eating is so D@2010.
Recipe for Class: GaGa Makes a Music Video Masterpiece
Mar 11th
The reason Lady GaGa is so goddamn amazing is because she cares. Caring is classy. Plain and simple. Compared to her contemporaries — politicians who don’t care enough to fix our failing system, citizens who don’t care enough to vote, blog readers who don’t care enough to comment, etc. — the Gaggers is a breath of fresh air. It’s just nice to have an entertainer who considers every aspect of her image, her audience, and her beliefs.
For evidence, look no further than the much anticipated “Telephone” video. It’s a motherfucking masterpiece. This is how you make a fucking classy music video:
And this how not to be classy:
Oops. Sorry, FrankieRose and I musta had a little too much champerelles.
GrannypantieGrammys
Jan 28th
For real none of us really take the Grammys seriously because everyone is still angry O Brother Where Art Thou won Album of the Year over… wait. Nothing deserved a Grammy that year (see: India.Arie, Bob Dylan, Outkast, U2)! That’s the exact problem with the awards — they are given too randomly, too recklessly, and they try way too hard to be cute and important. Bitch, you ain’t the Soul Train Awards! Typically no one really cares about the nominees they have in place.
But this year a couple of our girls are in the running for the big awards and all of D@2 couldn’t be happier. We’re dreaming of a Beyonce vs. GaGa duet performance of Video Phone & Telephone, but we won’t hold our breath. I mean seriously, make that Telephone video already you fucking wet hens!!
All of that aside, here are the nominees in the only relevant categories this show has to offer (with a few of my lofty opinions spun in as well).
Album of the Year
- I Am… Sasha Fierce (Beyonce) want
- The E.N.D. (Black Eyed Peas)
- The Fame (Lady GaGa)
- Big Whiskey and the GrooGrux King (Dave Matthews Band) will
- Fearless (Taylor Swift)
I whole-heartedly believe Beyonce’s album is the best of the year, but I’d be happy with a GaGa win as well. Dave Matthews and Swifty are the likely contenders though, considering soft rock & country have had a monopoly over the award in recent years. BEP can eat shit and die at 2.
Song of the Year
- Poker Face (Lady GaGa)
- Pretty Wings (Maxwell)
- Single Ladies (Beyonce) want
- Use Somebody (Kings of Leon)
- You Belong With Me (Taylor Swift) will
If Poker Face or Single Ladies doesn’t take this I’ll seriously die. Eventhough I’m confused as to why Single Ladies isn’t up for Record (sted Song), it still deserves some cred for revitalizing the music video industry (and YouTube) in a big way. But Poker Face is a much better song lyrically and, hello, mah mah mah. The real song of the year – Sober by Pink. “That’s right, I said it.”
Record of the Year
- Halo (Beyonce)
- I Gotta Feeling (Black Eyed Peas)
- Use Somebody (Kings of Leon)
- Poker Face (Lady GaGa) want will
- You Belong With Me (Taylor Swift)
I really want Swifty to get shut out of the big ones (Nick loves her though) so I hope she doesn’t grab this one (I think she will). This award belongs to Single Ladies, but since it can’t win it should be Poker Face, huhhhhhn. Do you think Kings of Leon is a play on “lion, king of the jungle?” Die.
Best New Artist
- Zac Brown Band (who?!)
- Keri Hilson (whhhhaaaa?!)
- MGMT (who?!)
- Silversun Pickups (who?!?!)
- The Ting Tings (you mean ding-a-lings?!)
Who cares. This belongs to GaGa. But I hear a lot of hipsters sweat MGMT so they can have it if they want it.
Need-to-be Winners of the Lesser Awards:
- Female Pop Vocal – Sober (Pink)
- Male Pop Vocal – This Time (John Legend)
- Pop Vocal Album – Funhouse (Pink)
- Dance Recording – Womanizer (Britney); just kidding, as if. Poker Face (Gaggers)
- Dance Album – The Fame (The Lady)
- Female R&B Vocal – Lions, Tigers & Bears (Jazmine Sullivan); ditto on R&B Song
- Contemporary R&B Album – I Am… Sasha Fierce (Beyonce)
- Comedy Album – Suckin’ It for the Holidays (Kathy Griffin)
Also: No thank you on the Michael Jackson 3D television event of the century blackout holocaust magical shit starring Celine Dion, Carrie Underwood, and JHud. We’ll pass on that fifteen minute opening, thanks.
Double also: How dare you not have Rihanna listed as a performer. She needs to preview her next single, Rude Boy, right quick!
Where my bloggers at where my bloggers at where dey at where dey at where dey at,
Benutty
P.S. The Haus should totally come over to my place on Sunday to play Game of Things during the show! Yes? Yes. Bring champerelles.