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Sweetums Series: The Collaboration
Feb 21st
That’s right. All the hunnies got together for this one to save Haiti.
Never let Nick, Benutty and Gary Jr. have the keys to your music studio. And never give them 5 bottles of champes to share between the three. They will get a cravin’ for meatloaf.
Ladies Sing the Meatloaf (for Haiti)
Enjoy!
Next week iTunes will be releasing the coveted outtakes from the studio session with the Hunnies. But you will hear it here first ladies and gentlemen and farm animals.
Ladies Who Lunch on Meatloaf and then Gag and Choke then Die like Momma Cass
Sweetums Series #6
Jan 30th
Never give Gary Jr. a mimosa at Nick and Jay’s house. Things turn ugly…for Ke$ha.
Lady Sings Another Tranny’s Hit
Toodles,
Gary Jr.
Gary GaGa
Jan 28th
The Sweetums Series is nice and all… but lets get to the truth. When alcohol and Gary Jr. mix it’s like a drag queen puking on a passed out tranny wearing too much glitter and sequins. Sure he sings to his sweetums, but that is only on the way home from the madness. Once the booze starts flowing Gary Jr. takes off to Variety Shop on Clement Street & 4th Avenue (the best drag queen store in all of the Richmond [the neighborhood, not the ghetto city]), and this is frightening result: Gary GaGa!!!!
Sweetums Series #5
Jan 27th
Hi folks–
I’ve been drunk and in the studio all this week. It’s been one of those weeks!
Anyway, for this one, it was a pina colada or two or three….and a roofie.
Sweetums Series #4
Jan 25th
After a stiff gin martini, never let Gary Jr. borrow your DVD set of Maude episodes! Never!
Lady Sings the Maude Theme Song
Toodles,
Gary Jr.
Sweetums Series #3
Jan 8th
You mustn’t ever give Gary Jr. a bottle of Moscato d’Asti and the Ke$ha CD on the same evening. Mayhem will ensue.
Toodles,
Gary Jr.
Sweetums Series #2
Jan 3rd
This is what happens at midnight after an In-n-Out Double Double, a throat lozenge, and 99.7′s Clubber’s Commute. The huhhhhnies should never leave me alone on a Saturday night with Misha. Poor Misha just shook his head in horror. He’s going to break up with me for sure.
Toodles,
Gary Jr.
Gary Jr. Sings a Song for His Sweetums
Jan 1st
This is what happens when you leave Gary Jr. alone with a voice recorder, a bottle of champagne and a Kylie CD.
Toodles,
Gary Jr.