Posts tagged Super Bowl

Bitch, I’m Not Afraid. So, Yeah, I Said It.

Bitch, I’m not afraid. So, yeah, I said it. But don’t get it glitteredGary Jr. encouraged it. Bitch, I’m not afraid. So, yeah, I said it. But don’t get it glitteredGary Jr. encouraged it. Bitch, I’m not afraid. So, yeah, I said it. But don’t get it glitteredGary Jr. encouraged it. Bitch, I’m not afraid. So, yeah, I said it. But don’t get it glitteredGary Jr. encouraged it. Bitch, I’m not afraid. So, yeah, I said it. But don’t get it glitteredGary Jr. encouraged it.
Gary: How was the Super Bowl?
Benutty: It was fun, nothing out of the ordinary.
Gary: Sweet. I saw the rip in the pants. Your sister is evil lol. I would have never noticed otherwise.
Benutty: So evil. I thought it was glaringly obvious tho.
Gary: No. Not glaring at all. She was on a mission lol.
Benutty: It looks like my cock is out.
Gary: Your snausage.
Benutty: Ew. How does Nick still think that was a good idea, putting your face within inches of a tire? Really?
Gary: lol haha Mo’nickell
Benutty: Hahaha. I feel bad for Nick though. If the only thing that distinguished me from Mo’nique was my skin color then I’d have killed myself by now. He’s a stronger woman than I am.

The Jersey Shore

Q: What happens when you get hella drunkies in football jerseys to take a picture?

Photo: HRH Hannah

A: Benutty still wears a brooch & drinks le champerelles.

UPDATE: Aunt F. saved the day — she dug up another bottle of champes for the huhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnies.
Drinks. Champes. Football. Jealous. FrankieRose. Hungry. Mami. Huh? Dead. Rooster. Oops. Nick?

Word to the Wise (Bitch! You Ain’t Wise! Die.)

Seriously? Don’t show up at a Super Bowl party empty handed. The two bottles of champes in the fridge are almost gone and I’ve only had 7 glasses!

If you wanna die at 2 I dare you to show up at the next party without your own liqs. If you’re gonna want a drink then bring your own shits bitch!

Word to the wise you feeeecking lezzies.