Posts tagged Strokes Awareness Month

Month in Media: March

Let’s take a look at the things in entertainment that the D@2 bloggers loved most in the month of March!

Nick

Contestant on RuPaul’s Drag Race: Raven
I seriously hated this bitch when the show first started, but now that we are down to the top 4… I can’t get enough.  She is such a god damn bitch she kills me.  I love how much she hates Tatiana.

TV Show: Chelsea Lately
Late nights would not be the same without Chelsea Handler.   I love the way she interviews people, and she will just stare at them with that blank disgusted look.  So good. The clip I linked to is one of my favorite interviews she has done.

YouTube Clip: How to Put on a Condom
Tyler Oakley makes a lot of cute lil videos on YouTube.  He is a very witty guy, and always makes me laugh.  This clip of him putting condoms on random shit had me weak.  Loves it.

American Idol Contestant: Lee DeWyze
Oh hunnnns.  Sadly he is the only decently looking guy on American Idol this year, and although he is not my ideal type of man his voice makes up for it.  I just think it is very sexy sounding.  It makes my butthole pucker.  You know what I am saying?

D@2 Post: So What! Who Cares!?!
As usual this damn mess always gets me with his So What! Who Cares!?! shit.  March isn’t even Stroke Awareness month, but thanks for the heads up.   Die!

D@2 Best Comment: Alfie from D@2 Caption This!
“3. Cows never lose the instinctive need for mothers utters. Gary uses beer bottles to cope.”  Love it.  Good job lil Alfie.

Gary Jr.

Music for the Hunnies: Rocket by Goldfrapp
Big thanks to Nick for introducing me to Goldfrapp’s latest hit Rocket. Goldfrapp popped out a new album and not all of it is good. But I certainly love this one and also I Want a Life. God I love it. Let the legwarmers and flashdances begin again!

TV Episode: Ab Aeterno
No seriously. Lost killed me this month. The episode called Ab Aeterno where Richard Alpert’s story is finally revealed was an amazing moment for all Lost fans. I’m still not sure if I really like where the story might be headed or any of the explanations about what the island really is. I simply just don’t know. However, this was a beautiful episode and a win for Nestor Carbonell.

YouTube Clip: Piano Chat Improv
So there’s this new thing called Chatroullete or something and it puts random strangers into a room together to chat. I don’t know exactly what the hell it is and frankly I don’t care. But anyway…Jay sent me this clip that totally killed me. I watched the whole thing and laughed the whole time. This piano man is super talented.

American Idol Contestant: Nobody
Sorry. I just didn’t really like anyone this month on American Idol. I mean, it’s very generic. Even the good people aren’t surprising me and making me this that’s a star. I mean the Janis Joplin linebacker is likely going to win but frankly so what who cares! Also, what’s wrong with all the teeth on American Idol. Have you seen Bowersox and Urban smile? Something’s amiss.

D@2 Post: Troll Dance
As all of you know, I simply love watching Benutty dance. It must be all that black semen cuz homegirl’s got the moves. I guess I also like watching her dance for the same reason I bottleneck on the freeway when there’s an accident or why I laugh when children fall down. Regardless, this is one of our best posts this month because it was created by one of my favorite hunnies and because it stars one of my favorite hunnies.

Benutty

Music Milestone – GaGa Earns 6th Consecutive Pop #1 with “Telephone
Hello! GaGa is pure genius in every fucking way possible. And I’m still not over her video masterpiece of a film. I’m hoping her next single, Alejandro, goes to #1, too, making her the female artist with the most U.S. Pop #1s and solidifying her record of consecutive ones!

American Idol Performance – Siobhan Magnus, “House of the Rising Sun
From the very first note I knew this would be one of the best Idol performances ever. Siobhan has a crazy style and a near immaculate voice, making her the only thing that could have saved AI post-Glambert.

TV Series – Life
OMG. I spent Monday watching 4 of these in a row (Challenges, Reptiles/Amphibians, Mammals, and Fish) and I am completely in love. Like Planet Earth, Life brings together some crazy good footage of wildlife in slow motion. Among the best shots so far are komodo dragons stalking a wounded water buffalo for days, a pebble toad escaping a predator by going ridged and rolling itself down a mountain, baby mudskippers spitting out mudballs, and the hungry tongues of a chameleon grabbing things from 50 feet away (so Gary Jr. of them)!

D@2 Posts – Nick’s Diet Updates
I’m so proud of hog for making a change in her life, and I have to credit her for inspiring and supporting me in my own journey down the same path of weight loss! Healthy eating is so D@2010.

So What! Who Cares?

Nick and/or Gary Jr. may have had a stroke. But I’m not telling you who. So cares! Who what?

May is Strokes Awareness Month. 

  1. STOP strokes
    • Strokes are sudden. Notice changes in the person that just occurred suddenly.
    • Risks include SMOKING, being TIPSY, OBESITY, PHYSICAL INACTIVITY, being a cow or a pig, or having it in the family.
  2. Act FAST
    • Face, Face, Face. I give face, Nick. (Ask the person to smile. Does one side droop? Sorry, Nick. You had a stroke.)
    • Arms. A Call to Arms!, Benutty (Ask the person to raise both arms. Does one drift downward? Sorry Benutty, you couldn’t raise your arms above your troll belly. Sorry, Benutty. You had a stroke.)
    • Speech. State of the State, Jay (Ask the person to repeat a simple sentence. Are the words slurred or incorrect? Sorry Jay. You haven’t made sense since ‘82. Meh Meor Ahhe Labor Law. Sorry Jay. You had a stroke.)
    • Time. Hey Baby got the time?, Alfie (Don’t waste time, bitches. Jump into my bed, Alfie. Oh and call 911 cuz you’re about to have a stroke…several strokes…with my free hand…Sorry Kitty).