Nick and/or Gary Jr. may have had a stroke. But I’m not telling you who. So cares! Who what?

May is Strokes Awareness Month. 

  1. STOP strokes
    • Strokes are sudden. Notice changes in the person that just occurred suddenly.
    • Risks include SMOKING, being TIPSY, OBESITY, PHYSICAL INACTIVITY, being a cow or a pig, or having it in the family.
  2. Act FAST
    • Face, Face, Face. I give face, Nick. (Ask the person to smile. Does one side droop? Sorry, Nick. You had a stroke.)
    • Arms. A Call to Arms!, Benutty (Ask the person to raise both arms. Does one drift downward? Sorry Benutty, you couldn’t raise your arms above your troll belly. Sorry, Benutty. You had a stroke.)
    • Speech. State of the State, Jay (Ask the person to repeat a simple sentence. Are the words slurred or incorrect? Sorry Jay. You haven’t made sense since ‘82. Meh Meor Ahhe Labor Law. Sorry Jay. You had a stroke.)
    • Time. Hey Baby got the time?, Alfie (Don’t waste time, bitches. Jump into my bed, Alfie. Oh and call 911 cuz you’re about to have a stroke…several strokes…with my free hand…Sorry Kitty).