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Posts tagged stage performer
Now I can finally buy my very own Gary Jr.!
Apr 1st
I’ve wanted my own Gary Jr. for so long and here’s my chance! I already know what I’ll use mine for – entertaining friends and family. I’m going to dress him up like all my favorite pop stars (GaGa, Beyonce, Stevie, etc.), turn him into a stage performer and have him put on shows at all my parties. So tell me REMAX, when can I pick up my Gary Jr.?
Haus of Hunnies question:
Turtle – Because people may look at me and think I’m slow, but I can beat a little bunny at any race.
[Thanks to everyone who entered, and DIE to those who didn't enter. Congrats FrankieRose your post is awesome.]
So Glad You Said It
Feb 4th
Spent some time with the troll clan today and my little sister, FrankieRose, was running off at the mouth with regard to the blog.
FrankieRose: (something-something about how her coworkers laugh at her when she says “eoh” or “huhhhhnn” at work)
Benutty: Cute, but have you ever heard of the Huhhnny Off?
FrankieRose: No, what is that?
Benutty: A huhhnnny calls “huhhnny off” and it’s a competition to see who can hold their “huuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhnnnn” the longest!
FrankieRose: Oh no.
Benutty: Gary always wins.
FrankieRose: Coz his lungs.
Benutty: Why his lungs?
FrankieRose: Coz he sings.
Benutty: You mean coz he’s a cow?
FrankieRose: No. Coz he sings. Isn’t he a stage performer?
Benutty: … (clock strikes 2am)
FrankieRose: But he does all of those sweetums.