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Shouldn’t Have Said It (About Me and My Friends)

Benutty — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 14:21:37 +0000

blah blah blahdiddy blah starting halfway into a conversation I was having with my cousin HRH Hannah about her possibly playing in my Survivor Challenge…

Mar 18, 2010 5:40 pm

Hannah
I don’t want to play. They’re mean!

Benutty
No one is mean! It’s all in fun and you’d be on the “family” tribe with your mom and dad

Hannah
Your friends are mean. I read your blog. Fuck YOU’RE mean. But I love you.

Benutty
Hahaha we aren’t mean we love everyone so much

Hannah
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha have you ever listened to 710 am Christian radio in Sac? They love everyone too.

Mar 18, 2010 6:10 pm

Hannah
I’ll talk to Sid cuz at least if he plays I know someone will be on my side

Benutty
Exactly!!! Daniel is gonna be on the friends side lol. And then I’m gonna seduce him and get back with him

Hannah
LOL that’s hot. Awww you miss him.

Benutty
No lol I miss sex

Hannah
It’s hard for me to believe you don’t have sex.

Benutty
Once since August. I’m not a whorebag

Hannah
Ew that is the most sad thing I’ve heard all day.

Benutty
And I’M mean????? My FRIENDS are mean?!?! You just called your cousin SAD! THE SADDEST!!

Hannah
No I said that only having sex once in 7 months is sad. The saddest.

Benutty
Me… expect this convo to show up on the blog.

Hannah
LOL as long as you put the WHOLE thing. At least then Daniel will know you still want him. And maybe you’ll get laid. Love you!

Benutty
Hahahaha you’re such a bitch I love it. You and your mom are such good material for d@2.

Hannah
You’re welcome.

Desperate. Hella Desperate.

Benutty — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 08:07:42 +0000

Swear. My family is mucho big coz my Grandma had 10 kids/trolls and they are all hella mami desperate for me to blog about them! Like this queer cousin of mine, Little Mark, that decided to plug D@2 on Facebook. Loves.

Truth be told, I talked to him about participating in my 2nd annual Survivor Challenge today and he’s probably just trying to make his D@2 presence known in order to begin the trappings of a potential alliance with Nick and/or Gary Jr. and/or Alfie. Or Aunt Frawn.

On the real though, Little Mark, thanks for the shout-out! You’re already one of our favorite readers! (Ask us a question of the week)

Shouldn’t Have Said It Then

Benutty — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:13:45 +0000

Aunt F doesn’t know who she is dealing with. When she tried to tell me she wasn’t going to compete in my Survivor challenge this year I had to tell her the business. Look at this email thread we had the other day:

Aunt F: not sure about playing this season, don’t really like all the lying to the face stuff, I’m too sensitive. Maybe I can help?
Benutty: No. You’re going to play.
Aunt F: You can’t make me. Gary Jr. might kill me.
Benutty: He loves you. He’d want to be on your tribe. Think of all the pre-game alliances you could make now that you know these fools!
Aunt F: Been done. We’ll see if you need people.
Benutty: hahahaha. Fine. We’ll play with Patron rather than beer.
Aunt F: I’m in.

In the words of Nicka — whatever mami wants, mami gets. yes.