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TV Premiere Week! [Friday, Saturday & Sunday]
Sep 24th
Who the hell watches TV on Friday or Saturday? I will probably DVR SNL since Amy Poehler is hosting, but besides that there is not shit to watch on Friday and Saturday. Those nights were made for drinking!
Sunday is a different story… so let’s see what goodies we have to watch:
Sunday – 8pm
- ABC – Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (Starts at 7pm)
- CBS – The Amazing Race
- FOX – The Simpsons / The Cleveland Show
- NBC – Sunday Night Football
- Style – Jerseylicious
- Food Network – Food Network Challenge
–Love the Amazing Race! I’ll DVR it though since it actually comes on at 8:30 and ends at 10. Too many other shows on during that time. Stresses me out.
Sunday – 9pm
- ABC – Desperate Housewives
- CBS – The Amazing Race (Continued)
- FOX – Family Guy
- NBC – Sunday Night Football (Continued)
- HBO – Boardwalk Empire
- SHO – Dexter
- Food Network – Iron Chef America
– I’m either watching Boardwalk Empire at 6pm (east coast feed), or at 9 and DVR’ing Desperate Housewives. Excited to see both. OH and Vanessa Williams is on Desperate Housewives now… so exciting!
Sunday – 10pm
- ABC – Brothers & Sisters
- CBS – Undercover Boss
- FOX – Local News = Blah
- AMC – Mad Men
- E! – Keeping Up with the Kardashians
– I absolutely love Brothers & Sisters… and I fear this is their last season. Very excited to see what they do this season, and from what I have heard it is going to be good.
What are you cunts watching on Sunday?
Month in Media: February
Feb 28th
Let’s take a look at the things in entertainment that the D@2 bloggers loved most in the month of February!
Benutty
YouTube Clip – Jiz: The Abortion Episode by Sienna d’Enima
I’m sorry. The Jiz episodes are like The Amazing Race at the Emmys — they will always be my favorite clips so long as a new one has come out! This one in particular is fucking brillballs2012. The queen that makes these is meticulous about timing and creating dialogue that fits with the characters’ movements. Lovesmucho.
D@2 Post – The Truth about Gary Jr and Alfie…
Alfie doesn’t post often, but this shit killed me. He’s a quick study, having already learned how to be funnier than Nick. Work it, mamiauntieKe$hahoney.
TV Show – Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains
You know I love this shit, mami. On their 20th season and it’s still thought-provoking, fresh, and charitable. The only thing that could make it better is me being cast on a season with Ozzy Lusth. Or him marrying me, thank you.
Music – Rude Boy by Rihanna
This bitch can do no wrong in my book. I even liked her when she got beat up. Even Glambert called this song/video fresh. Her new album is highly underrated, and this song is proof of it!
SNL Skit – New Car Horns featuring Jenny Slate
Hiiii-lo! Jenny Slate will be the new star of SNL once Wiig leaves, suriously. And this clip came just in time to make the February media list — airing Feb. 27th when Jennifer Lopez hosted. This fucking bitch Tina Tina kills me! If you never saw her original skit New Doorbells then you must watch that also. So good. Beep. Honk honk. Whhhhhhhat?
Gary Jr.
YouTube Clip – To the Mothership Sucka by K80Blog
I have always been in love with K80Blog. I think she is brilliant and I love her bestie, KateReadsBooks. Anyhoosiers, they are creative and keep me coming back for more. I wasn’t sure if I should use their interview series but I decided instead on this one. Mostly because I love her lips when she’s talking alien, I love the alien voice, I love the inane discussion about toast and I love the fact that she saved her pup from alien destruction. Awww. Thank you K80Blog. That will be negative $5. Fuck you Charles. I’m a lady! I believe the children are our future.
D@2 Post – The World’s First DeadRuntz Comic
This post killed me! Even though Nick posted it. It was clearly a collaboration between all the hunnies and therefore it was awesome! Honorable Mentions go to a dirty tranny, a hilarious comic from a viewer and a YouTube clip from a troll.
TV Show – Lost
I’m sorry but I need to mention Lost. I need some answers. And I love all the weird stuff that’s happen. Is Jacob bad? Eeee. I don’t know! Is it good versus evil? And I’m so excited. Honorable Mention goes to RuPaul’s Drag Race.
Music – Kids by MGMT
Ever since 3rin mentioned them during our Grammy’s posts, I’ve been listening to them. I’m loving them. Although, I think this video is kinda creepy, I also kinda LOVE it. What the hell is wrong with me? Don’t answer that, you dirty whores.
Olympians I’d Like to Sleep with – Shaun White and/or/threesomes with Evan Lysacek
I could care less about which country wins skeleton or curling. I only watch this shit to fantasy about all the hot bodies. I don’t care if Shaun White is a ginger or not. I’d do him. I love that hair and strong chin. Evan Lysacek….baby, Ima do you and do you hard. Nuf said. Hey Evan, wanna hear a joke. I just put a roofie in your drink. Haha. Funny. But not kidding.
Nick
D@2 Post – So What! Who Cares?!?
This is probably one of my favorite posts of all time. This stupid bitch kills me… seriously someone needs to follow Gary Jr. around and film his life. Poor Misha.
Music – Rocket by Goldfrapp
After her departure from dance/electronica for her last album, bitch brings back the dance with this one. I love the 80′s flare it has, seriously one of the best songs in a long time.
TV Show – RuPaul’s Drag Race
Um how could you not like a show featuring drag queens battling it out to be the next drag superstar. Off it. Plus to make things sweeter, they give these messes alcohol which ramps up the drama. Gay man’s dream.
Sports – The Winter Olympics
I have been obsessed with the Winter Olympics this month!!! It’s so nice to see different types of sports on TV at prime time. Basketball, Football, and Baseball just get so fucking boring to watch all the time. Highlights for me were Snowboard Cross, Ski Cross, Ice Dancing, Luge, Speed Skating, and Figure Skating. It’s sad to write this though because today was the last day of the Olympics… I’m watching the closing ceremonies as I write this, but I guess I’ll have to start looking forward to the 2012 Summer Olympics in London.
iPhone App – Lose It!
Hello… Everybody knows how I am trying to lose weight thru calorie counting n shit, and this is the best app to get for that. It’s so easy to keep tracked of everything, and it even sends you reminders to enter in your meals. You can also add friends, and lose weight together. Sadly none of my friends wanted to join with me.
Question of the Week (02/20 – 02/26)
Feb 24th
Q: What TV commercial bothers you the most?
I rarely watch live TV because I’m a professional Digital Video Recording Artist. I really hate commercials. All of them. And my roommate, 3rin, gets a wet vagina for them — sometimes she rewinds them and makes me watch them — because she works in advertising.
Look, bitches. I really hate this commercial. It’s a mess. And in the words of Ellen, “If it’s a mess then it’s a hot mess.”
Oops, actually I think I like that commercial.
D@2 Blogger on SNL!
Jan 18th
I can’t believe this. First Nick got kicked off of Idol and now he’s been featured in his own skit on SNL! For whatever reason they changed his name to Riley. Check it out:
What a bitch, bitch!,
Benutty