Me & Clancy

As we all know I did some pretty stupid shit when I was a kid, but I also made my younger sister (Sherri) do stupid shit as well. I remember one day we were in the garage, and our cat Clancy was relaxing on the washer. His tail was sticking straight out, and you could see his butthole. My sister made the comment that his butt looked gross, and that gave me an idea.

  • Me: I dare you to touch his butthole
  • Sherri: Eww gross
  • Me: I did it… Kris (our brother) dared me to, and I did it
  • Sherri: Really?
  • Me: yea.. so I dare you to do it also

My sister was not convinced that I actually did it, so I yelled for my brother to come outside hoping he would go along with it.

  • Me: Kris… I dared Sherri to touch Clancy’s butthole, just like you dared me to do….remember….???
  • Kris: Yea… come on Sherri… don’t be chicken.
  • Sherri: He really touched it?
  • Kris: Yea… stop being a baby and do it
  • Me: Chicken!

So my sister looked at Clancy, held her finger out, and poked him in the butthole. She screamed and said it was warm and sticky/wet.

  • Me & Kris: Ewwww
  • Me: You’re gross… I never touched it… stupid. (My brother and I were laughing so hard)
  • Sherry: Ahhhh I hate you!

She stuck her finger out and chased me around the front yard. Finally she ran inside to tell our mom what we made her do. As if I am going to get in trouble because she was stupid… Sorry I don’t think so bitch.

And that… is one of Nick’s Greatest Moments.