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Who Said It?
Apr 13th
No need to make a list of who said it because i think we all know who this could be 
You Know What I Hate?
Feb 8th
I hate it when I am lazy and type on a computer thinking it will auto correct to what I want it to say. Damn you iPhone!!
Again I took Nicks category. So What! Who Cares?!?
Could It Be Gary Jr. Has A Sister?
Jan 13th
What do you guys think? Gary Jr.’s sister or Gary Jr. in drag?
Baa Baa Black Sheep Dies @ 2am
Jan 7th
I do love the Black Sheep but she kills me. she gets her name because she loves to wear all black all the time and one day I made the mistake of telling her to add a little color to the mix….. so cut to the Black Sheep strutting in with her purple chucks on and a smile on her face like she just won a million dollars. I don’t hate the shoes but like always she had them on with all black and no other form of purple that could be seen. so this is what went down the last few days:
Wednesday- Black Sheep was dressed in a blue and white button up shirt with bluejeans on and the purple chucks.
Thursday-Black Sheep was dressed in a top that I tried to give her credit for by calling purple/blueish and she corrected me and called it ” Arctic Blue” with black pants and the purple chucks
Friday- Black Sheep is dressed in a purple tank top over a black long sleeve shirt and bluejeans 
but wait…….the bitch wore blue and white shoes……….. 
I give up.
That is all.
Hoarder Of Bikes
Aug 18th
This is going to be me if I buy anymore bikes. I am just one person and I own 3 bikes. I think someone needs to call Hoarders and tell them about me 
She Does Her Little Turn On The Catwalk
Aug 5th
So the Black sheep walks by and goes to the elevator and does a catwalk turn as she pushes the button to go downstairs yesterday. This is the conversation we had after
Black sheep
Did you see that? i did a catwalk turn.
Shawnito
Yeah too bad you did it in those shoes.
I will give it to the bitch she did pay a lot of money for all that UGLY. Its no big secret that i have never liked her shoes, but i look past them because i love her long time
UPDATE: My shoes 
Black sheep would not let me take a pic of her busted ass shoes. yeah thats right i said it.
The Ways I Have Created A “Salty Bitch”
Jul 27th
Monday
Shawnito:
Hey look at me in my Lane Bryant stretch pants
Co-worker:
You know I shop there right?
Shawnito:
…….(walking away)
Co-worker:
Now I’m salty
Shawnito:
They’re not Lane Bryant stretch pants they’re Kenneth Cole
Co-worker:
Label whore
Tuesday
Co-worker:
Good morning Shawnito
Shawnito:
Good morning (walks over to her desk)
Hey Aretha Franklin
Co-worker:
Oh no you didn’t ( rips off giant hair bow and throws it on her desk)
Now I’m salty
Time of death 9:45am. R.I.P giant Aretha hair bow.
I think its going to be a salty week here at the office.
what will tomorrow bring?
The Golden Hunnies
Jul 8th
So Shawnito and I were discussing who the hunnies would be if we were The Golden Girls, and this is what we came up with… Loves it!
I would be Dorothy because I’m the meanest and I could pull off shoulder pads better than anyone else (sorry Gary)
Benutty would be Rose because you really have to explains in detail for him to “get it”.
Gary Jr. would be Sofia because he always has a smart ass come back for everything.
Alfie would be Blanche because everyone wants to do him, and we all know he would be a big slut if he was single. Plus he has the delicate boddess of a southern woman.
Jay would be Stan, Dorothy’s ex-husband because he wants me and is always after it.
Shawnito would be Dreyfuss because he is like the pesky neighbors dog… always putting his nose were it doesn’t belong hahahaha.
Month in Media: May
May 31st
Let’s take a look at the things in entertainment that the D@2 bloggers loved most in the month of May!
Benutty
Music Album – Janelle Monae’s The ArchAndroid (Suites II & III)
There’s no way a better album is going to come out this year. Janelle has taken music to a level it hasn’t been in a long time, creating a concept album and weaving within it a cohesive message of liberation, adventure, and love. The music finds inspiration in R&B funk like Outkast’s The Love Below with a good mix of upbeat, catchy songs and tender ballads. So good, I really can’t stop listening to it.
TV Season Finale – Brothers & Sisters
Ever the tearjerker, B&S brought the action this season with their finale. A lot of great new storylines were introduced right at the end while at the same time ending the boring ones they’ve been playing around with for a while. I don’t understand how everyone doesn’t watch this show because it is seriously one of the best out there! Hello it has everyone — the wife from Mrs. Doubtfire, Brenda from Six Feet Under, and Ally McBeal! And THREE gay characters!! Loves. Balthazar Getty is hot.
Music Video – Kylie Minogue’s All the Lovers
Um. So this officially came out on the last day of May, but huhhnns it’s so good. Considering her lackluster album art, Kylie needed a good video. And during a time in music when everyone is stressing out over who is copying who, she brings something fresh to her own style — an extravagantly gay style that has worked well for her for the past two decades. Anthill human orgy anyone? Can’t wait for the album.
D@2 Post – Lost and Found
I have to admit I really enjoyed setting up Shawnito on this one! It was definitely the funnest post for me to write. He sent me this picture and tried to tell me it was of Gary’s panties, but little did he know I would turn it back around on him! Fool/loves.
Nick
TV Character – Brittany on Glee
Seriously though… she could be one of the greatest characters on TV ever. I’m so glad that she is going to be a regular next season because we need to see more! I’m also curious to see what sort of songs she is going to sing.
TV Finale – Lost
I know a lot of people were unhappy with the way Lost ended but I thought it was an amazing ending. Sure a lot of questions were unanswered, but I think as we all re-watch the series there will be plenty of clues that can lead us to answer those questions ourselves. The hyperlink above is a link to an article about what Lost is about… well it’s one persons view of it, but I like it… so yea.
iPhone App – Knocking Video
Easily the D@2 Crew’s favorite app of the month. Benutty especially loved this app while he was visiting New York City. Just look at this screen shot I took on my iPhone during one of his disgusting knocking sessions.
D@2 Post – Oh Boy!
Classic Gary Jr. Gary Jr. and Benutty are obsessed with pooping in public, and this makes for a lot of good stories.
Gary Jr.
Commercial – Weber’s BBQ Dance Off
When this stupid commercial comes on, I totally groove out. I can’t help it. Weber made a summer classic. I want to BBQ!
Music – Persephone’s Bees – Paper Plane
Not my favorite band ever but for some reason I like this video and to me, music this month was lacking. I basically stuck to my old standards. This was the only new thing to add to it. Oh and a little Jóhann Jóhannsson too. His music is very quiet, 10 minute long diddies that fill up space and take you on journeys almost like Sigur Ros and the like. Love it. Oh cuz he’s Icelandic! Iceland makes the craziest musicians. Sorry Bjork.
TV – American Idol Finale
It was an awful finale and Lee was awful but so was Crystal. I only loved it because I won the Benutty Family Pool and took a cool $110 from them when they weren’t looking. Thanks for the victory! xoxo
D@2 Post - Dead Giveaway Outtakes
Died.