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Posts tagged Sandra Bullock
Gary Jr.’s Oscar Party
Mar 7th
Tonight I attended Gary Jr’s oscar party, and let me tell you… It was a real hoot. Gary Jr. made his world famous pulled pork sandwiches, and the guest I dislike the most left the event even before it started… Score! Jay brought his mother’s world famous black bottom cupcakes… yummies…. yes! And I brought my award winning personality.
No oscar party is complete without an oscar pool, and Gary promised a fantastic prize this year. After some ups and downs I finally won the pool by guessing the winners of 13 categories correct, and what was this fantastic prize I won? Money? Glitz? Glamour? Fame?…nope… This!
Bullocks!
Feb 3rd
Since when did Sandra Bullock become a huhhhhhhhhhhnnnnaaaaaaaaay?
Bitch, you’re gonna win the Oscar. Step off!
“With Meryl, when this whole thing started, I left her a voice mail going, ‘You’ve got to watch your back. I’m gonna cut you. I’m gonna take you down,’ and then she sent me dead orchids and told me to die, so I sent her a case of liquor and told her to toast to white trash.”