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Vamos Gigantes!!
Oct 28th
‘scuse me the Giants are HOT this season (and by hot I mean they’re both hella good players and hella gorgeous-ferosh men) and they’re fitting to win the freaking World Series, girls. We all know that nothing is more important in a championship team than looking sexy. I mean, hello, they didn’t win their division and their league by being good baseball players. As if.
So, so, so sorry to all the hater-whores out there (see: FrankieRose, Aunt Frawn, HRH), but here’s a look at the goodies I already bagged as my boyfriends:
Andres Torres
- Bitches, I’ve had his players card in my wallet all season. Mostly because his ass is the size of Jupiter.
Freddy Sanchez
- Nothing is more mami-sexy than a toddler temper tantrum trot. No, seriously, watch him leave the batter’s box after a strike-out. Toddler temper tantrum trot. Copyrighted it.
Pat Burrell
- Minus the chew this fool is so southern gentleman sophisticated calm looking. Also: The Machine in leather fetish-wear.
Santiago Casilla
- Yummy yummy cool calm collected
Javier Lopez
- OMG. Sweet Mother of All Things Made of Glitter this fool is sex on a stick with a slick sidearm.
And let’s not forget the ones Nick is already sleeping with:
- Fear the Beard? No… fear his big dick going up inside me all night long! Seriously though… how hot is this man, and what is up with his Folsom Street Fair fetishes!
- He hit me just like he did Chase Utley, but unlike Chase I hit him back. Over and over. This boy has hot latino passion and you all know that is my weakness! (PS: I’d do Utley too)
- You know I have a thing for guys whose beard is darker than the hair on their head. Yes! Hottie hot! I think I A – Felt something in my pants!
I know what you are thinking. Um Nick has a thing for pitchers. Well not so… I also love Andres Torres, but hello.. who doesn’t? Even Alfie would hit that.
What about the other D@2 friends and family:
- Oh don’t touch FrankieRose’s man… she is all over this hippie like pot at a Grateful Dead concert.
- Leave it to Aunt Frawn to be with the home run star of the last 2 games. She must be doing something right! Keep it up Aunt Frawn!
- Jay would like the guy who sort of looks like Nick… They share the same ears. I’m disNICKed!
- Gary Jr. loves the young fit guys full of energy… “it’s ok baby, just lay there, and I’ll do all the work.” aww how nice of Buster… or as Gary calls him… Butt Buster!
- Shawnito loves his smile, and his sexy beard. Time to get matching tattoos boys!
- HRH loves her short stop chocolate daddy.
Death by Taxi Cab Music
Aug 2nd
So Alfie and I were heading over to Benutty’s new apartment yesterday to check out his new digs. We decided to take a taxi cab because we didn’t have that much time until the Giants game we were all going to later on. I jumped in the cab first, and the driver tells me… “one of you might want to get in the front seat”… That’s when I noticed that this big ass fool was sooo big that he had to have his seat all the way back touching the back seat. So Alfie jumped in the front, and we headed on our way. The cab driver decided to turn up his music really loud. This music was insane! I have never heard anything so fucking bizarre. It was like some amateur recorded it on his new Sony keyboard or something. I was seriously starting to lose my mind… I even thought about just jumping out of the cab to get away!! Thank god he finally turned down his music when Alfie pulled out the Giants tickets to talk baseball bullshit.
I secretly recorded the music just for you.. Take a listen.