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Reality Show Star
Sep 23rd
I just added a new poll to the site asking “Which reality show/competition would you love to be on?”. You can choose up to 3 that interest you, and let us know in the comments why… If it is not on the list, put it in the comments as well.
PS: Attempting to fix the poll feature. Added it to the post instead of the side bar. Reset the poll. Please vote again.
How Does Gary Jr. Do It?!
Apr 30th
No like f’real, Pharell. How the freak does she do it?!
Gary Jr. stalks both strangers and celebs on Twitter and somehow, somewhere over the rainbow, this freaker gets responses from the most unlikely candidates! So jellz. Like this back-and-forth he had with one of our favorite judges on RuPaul’s Drag Race!
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Gary Jr.: a pregnancy test? Like when you got me pregnant. I’m keeping it, Tino! I am!
Santino Rice: So what address do I need to send the child support to? LOL!
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Impressive, Miss Jr., impressive indeed.
Month in Media: March
Mar 31st
Let’s take a look at the things in entertainment that the D@2 bloggers loved most in the month of March!
Nick
Contestant on RuPaul’s Drag Race: Raven
I seriously hated this bitch when the show first started, but now that we are down to the top 4… I can’t get enough. She is such a god damn bitch she kills me. I love how much she hates Tatiana.
TV Show: Chelsea Lately
Late nights would not be the same without Chelsea Handler. I love the way she interviews people, and she will just stare at them with that blank disgusted look. So good. The clip I linked to is one of my favorite interviews she has done.
YouTube Clip: How to Put on a Condom
Tyler Oakley makes a lot of cute lil videos on YouTube. He is a very witty guy, and always makes me laugh. This clip of him putting condoms on random shit had me weak. Loves it.
American Idol Contestant: Lee DeWyze
Oh hunnnns. Sadly he is the only decently looking guy on American Idol this year, and although he is not my ideal type of man his voice makes up for it. I just think it is very sexy sounding. It makes my butthole pucker. You know what I am saying?
D@2 Post: So What! Who Cares!?!
As usual this damn mess always gets me with his So What! Who Cares!?! shit. March isn’t even Stroke Awareness month, but thanks for the heads up. Die!
D@2 Best Comment: Alfie from D@2 Caption This!
“3. Cows never lose the instinctive need for mothers utters. Gary uses beer bottles to cope.” Love it. Good job lil Alfie.
Gary Jr.
Music for the Hunnies: Rocket by Goldfrapp
Big thanks to Nick for introducing me to Goldfrapp’s latest hit Rocket. Goldfrapp popped out a new album and not all of it is good. But I certainly love this one and also I Want a Life. God I love it. Let the legwarmers and flashdances begin again!
TV Episode: Ab Aeterno
No seriously. Lost killed me this month. The episode called Ab Aeterno where Richard Alpert’s story is finally revealed was an amazing moment for all Lost fans. I’m still not sure if I really like where the story might be headed or any of the explanations about what the island really is. I simply just don’t know. However, this was a beautiful episode and a win for Nestor Carbonell.
YouTube Clip: Piano Chat Improv
So there’s this new thing called Chatroullete or something and it puts random strangers into a room together to chat. I don’t know exactly what the hell it is and frankly I don’t care. But anyway…Jay sent me this clip that totally killed me. I watched the whole thing and laughed the whole time. This piano man is super talented.
American Idol Contestant: Nobody
Sorry. I just didn’t really like anyone this month on American Idol. I mean, it’s very generic. Even the good people aren’t surprising me and making me this that’s a star. I mean the Janis Joplin linebacker is likely going to win but frankly so what who cares! Also, what’s wrong with all the teeth on American Idol. Have you seen Bowersox and Urban smile? Something’s amiss.
D@2 Post: Troll Dance
As all of you know, I simply love watching Benutty dance. It must be all that black semen cuz homegirl’s got the moves. I guess I also like watching her dance for the same reason I bottleneck on the freeway when there’s an accident or why I laugh when children fall down. Regardless, this is one of our best posts this month because it was created by one of my favorite hunnies and because it stars one of my favorite hunnies.
Benutty
Music Milestone – GaGa Earns 6th Consecutive Pop #1 with “Telephone“
Hello! GaGa is pure genius in every fucking way possible. And I’m still not over her video masterpiece of a film. I’m hoping her next single, Alejandro, goes to #1, too, making her the female artist with the most U.S. Pop #1s and solidifying her record of consecutive ones!
American Idol Performance – Siobhan Magnus, “House of the Rising Sun“
From the very first note I knew this would be one of the best Idol performances ever. Siobhan has a crazy style and a near immaculate voice, making her the only thing that could have saved AI post-Glambert.
TV Series – Life
OMG. I spent Monday watching 4 of these in a row (Challenges, Reptiles/Amphibians, Mammals, and Fish) and I am completely in love. Like Planet Earth, Life brings together some crazy good footage of wildlife in slow motion. Among the best shots so far are komodo dragons stalking a wounded water buffalo for days, a pebble toad escaping a predator by going ridged and rolling itself down a mountain, baby mudskippers spitting out mudballs, and the hungry tongues of a chameleon grabbing things from 50 feet away (so Gary Jr. of them)!
D@2 Posts – Nick’s Diet Updates
I’m so proud of hog for making a change in her life, and I have to credit her for inspiring and supporting me in my own journey down the same path of weight loss! Healthy eating is so D@2010.
Month in Media: February
Feb 28th
Let’s take a look at the things in entertainment that the D@2 bloggers loved most in the month of February!
Benutty
YouTube Clip – Jiz: The Abortion Episode by Sienna d’Enima
I’m sorry. The Jiz episodes are like The Amazing Race at the Emmys — they will always be my favorite clips so long as a new one has come out! This one in particular is fucking brillballs2012. The queen that makes these is meticulous about timing and creating dialogue that fits with the characters’ movements. Lovesmucho.
D@2 Post – The Truth about Gary Jr and Alfie…
Alfie doesn’t post often, but this shit killed me. He’s a quick study, having already learned how to be funnier than Nick. Work it, mamiauntieKe$hahoney.
TV Show – Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains
You know I love this shit, mami. On their 20th season and it’s still thought-provoking, fresh, and charitable. The only thing that could make it better is me being cast on a season with Ozzy Lusth. Or him marrying me, thank you.
Music – Rude Boy by Rihanna
This bitch can do no wrong in my book. I even liked her when she got beat up. Even Glambert called this song/video fresh. Her new album is highly underrated, and this song is proof of it!
SNL Skit – New Car Horns featuring Jenny Slate
Hiiii-lo! Jenny Slate will be the new star of SNL once Wiig leaves, suriously. And this clip came just in time to make the February media list — airing Feb. 27th when Jennifer Lopez hosted. This fucking bitch Tina Tina kills me! If you never saw her original skit New Doorbells then you must watch that also. So good. Beep. Honk honk. Whhhhhhhat?
Gary Jr.
YouTube Clip – To the Mothership Sucka by K80Blog
I have always been in love with K80Blog. I think she is brilliant and I love her bestie, KateReadsBooks. Anyhoosiers, they are creative and keep me coming back for more. I wasn’t sure if I should use their interview series but I decided instead on this one. Mostly because I love her lips when she’s talking alien, I love the alien voice, I love the inane discussion about toast and I love the fact that she saved her pup from alien destruction. Awww. Thank you K80Blog. That will be negative $5. Fuck you Charles. I’m a lady! I believe the children are our future.
D@2 Post – The World’s First DeadRuntz Comic
This post killed me! Even though Nick posted it. It was clearly a collaboration between all the hunnies and therefore it was awesome! Honorable Mentions go to a dirty tranny, a hilarious comic from a viewer and a YouTube clip from a troll.
TV Show – Lost
I’m sorry but I need to mention Lost. I need some answers. And I love all the weird stuff that’s happen. Is Jacob bad? Eeee. I don’t know! Is it good versus evil? And I’m so excited. Honorable Mention goes to RuPaul’s Drag Race.
Music – Kids by MGMT
Ever since 3rin mentioned them during our Grammy’s posts, I’ve been listening to them. I’m loving them. Although, I think this video is kinda creepy, I also kinda LOVE it. What the hell is wrong with me? Don’t answer that, you dirty whores.
Olympians I’d Like to Sleep with – Shaun White and/or/threesomes with Evan Lysacek
I could care less about which country wins skeleton or curling. I only watch this shit to fantasy about all the hot bodies. I don’t care if Shaun White is a ginger or not. I’d do him. I love that hair and strong chin. Evan Lysacek….baby, Ima do you and do you hard. Nuf said. Hey Evan, wanna hear a joke. I just put a roofie in your drink. Haha. Funny. But not kidding.
Nick
D@2 Post – So What! Who Cares?!?
This is probably one of my favorite posts of all time. This stupid bitch kills me… seriously someone needs to follow Gary Jr. around and film his life. Poor Misha.
Music – Rocket by Goldfrapp
After her departure from dance/electronica for her last album, bitch brings back the dance with this one. I love the 80′s flare it has, seriously one of the best songs in a long time.
TV Show – RuPaul’s Drag Race
Um how could you not like a show featuring drag queens battling it out to be the next drag superstar. Off it. Plus to make things sweeter, they give these messes alcohol which ramps up the drama. Gay man’s dream.
Sports – The Winter Olympics
I have been obsessed with the Winter Olympics this month!!! It’s so nice to see different types of sports on TV at prime time. Basketball, Football, and Baseball just get so fucking boring to watch all the time. Highlights for me were Snowboard Cross, Ski Cross, Ice Dancing, Luge, Speed Skating, and Figure Skating. It’s sad to write this though because today was the last day of the Olympics… I’m watching the closing ceremonies as I write this, but I guess I’ll have to start looking forward to the 2012 Summer Olympics in London.
iPhone App – Lose It!
Hello… Everybody knows how I am trying to lose weight thru calorie counting n shit, and this is the best app to get for that. It’s so easy to keep tracked of everything, and it even sends you reminders to enter in your meals. You can also add friends, and lose weight together. Sadly none of my friends wanted to join with me.
D@2 Bloggers Get Dragulated!
Feb 17th
If you aren’t already watching the second season of RuPaul’s Drag Race then you’re retarded — like seriously Johnny-Weir’s-outfit-during-the-short-program retarded. So hitch a ride on the short bus with us and watch that goddamn mess of a show already! Then you can hop onto their site and plug your fat ass into their Dragulator to find out what kinda trashy disaster of a woman you would turn out to be.
Check out our own dragulation sensations!
Benutty as Amelia Bearhart, a trained assassin and mistress of disguise. Amelia enjoys racking up the points on her Mile High Club Card while jet-setting from country to country for clandestine meetings with wealthy European businessmen and tribal kings of Africa. She also likes vodka. Hella likes vodka.
Gary Jr. as LadyBird Jr., a multiple pageant queen and mother of twelve and a half kids. LadyBird spends her days organizing charity fundraisers and sexting with former First Wives. She also has a soft spot for disabled possums and Double Doubles, and has a lifelong dream of one day living in Dollywood. Also, she once swam the length of the Amazon.
Nick as Kitty DeJoy, a sassy young gal who likes to spend her free time with her best friend Victoria Beckham, and yes… they do share her husband sometimes. And yes… David does have an exhaust pipe down there. Hunniee!
Alfie as Catanabeth, a Los Angeles socialite who partakes in all of the raunchy filth that is using Daddy’s credit cards, blowing out-of-work actors behind Pinkberry dumpsters, and Twitter-stalking the stars of The Hills. Catanabeth’s secret obsession is roleplaying in the bedroom — enjoying mostly getting fucked while dressed as a hen. Also, she’s afraid of Crayola Crayons.
Jay as Labia LaBor, an up-and-coming show queen of Miami. Ms. LaBor keeps herself busy with shows at some of Florida’s swankiest hotel parlors at night, but likes to relax during the day listening to political podcasts and the Twilight series on audio tape. Labia confesses to having a ki ki relationship with Kitty DeJoy, but this has never been confirmed by Ms. DeJoy.