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Question of the Week (07/20 – 07/26)
Jul 20th
This week’s question was asked by Calipeach of Palmdale, CA:
I’d like each of you to give three guesses as to what Gary Jr. might find hiding in his belly flap. Of course if three guesses is not enough, by all means give as many as needed?
Thanks for the question Calipeach… You know this question is asked a lot by those who know Gary Jr. The deep crevices of his belly flap can hold a whole assortment of things at any time. For a long time now it was believed that only his wallet, phone, and a 6 pack of condoms were in there (you never know how lucky you are gonna get), but recently he surprised me….
We were driving thru Napa wine country on a beautiful hot summer day when suddenly we both had the urge to stop and buy a bottle of wine at my favorite winery Peju. I ended up buying a case of their Carnival dessert wine. It’s very delicious. We continued driving thru wine country when the heat just got so unbearable. As a joke, I told Gary Jr. that we should just open a bottle and start drinking. After all, it takes a lot of wine to get me drunk… ok! He loved the idea, but soon I realized that we didn’t have any wine glasses, or a bottle opener. No sooner was I about to mention it did Gary Jr. pull a wine opener out from under his belly flap. I gasp and said “You’ve got to be kidding me you stupid awful bitch!”… He glanced over at me and yelled out “A lady is always prepared for anything!”. Once he got the bottle open I figured we would just take turns drinking from the bottle but again I was surprised when Gary Jr. pulled two wine glasses out from his belly flap. After I removed what looked like belly button lint out of my glass I poured me some wine and drank up. How impressed was I? Later that day when we got hungry he even pulled out some little sandwiches…. but he told me… “I used to carry the mayo on the side, as not everyone likes it, but then I had that incident with the jar of mayo breaking…. ouch!”
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Question of the Week (07/06-07/13)
Jul 6th
This week’s question was asked by Ryan of Sausalito, CA:
The blog has slowed down recently. What have you all been up to?
Busted! Yea the blog has slowed down a bit. For me… I have been busy doing shit. In June I was volunteering with SF Pride, and currently I am putting the final touches on the Amazing Race I am hosting. I’ll be back on track soon I am sure.
I think we need to bust out the video camera and start making some short films. Yesss.. New project for me. Be prepared bitches.
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Question of the Week 04/03 – 04/09
Apr 7th
What are your top 3 Disney/Pixar animated feature films of all time? And which villain has most inspired your personality and/or signature look? (Coz bitches, you isn’t princesses huhhhnnss!!)
- The Fox and the Hound– it’s a forgotten classic. it’s makes me cry every time. the story of a fox and hound who become friends as children on a farm. the orphaned fox is raised by an old grandma who is lonely but when the fox grows up she releases him into the wild. Soon they discover they have been dealt life’s cruelest joke: in the real world, a fox and a hound could never be friends. they are born enemies. the first time i watched it. i was positive that my grandma was the old woman character in it. also, there is a big fat ass owl named Big Mama. umm, hello. this movie was meant for me. and it was made the year i was born. love it.
- One Hundred and One Dalmatians — i friggin love cruella de vil and sergeant tibbs. and i also love how crazy the animation looks when cruella is frantically driving her car in the snow and mud. so good.
- The Little Mermaid — i love the this movie. it was run on a loop during my entire 8th or 9th year of life. me and my niece who was about my age (because my family is ghetto) watched that movie all the time. loved it. still do. i could sit through the entire movie any day and still enjoy it. go on and kiss da girl. waah whoa.
- Honorable Mention goes to Robin Hood and Peter Pan. cuties.
Ursula = me. Refer to Sweetums and my purple tentacles. Signature look comes from Snow White’s evil queen….because I have that costume in drag. Just haven’t had the chance to wear it out yet. teehee.__________________
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Question of the Week please!
Mar 19th
Hey all you bitches… I know you are reading this, so don’t try to play games. We still need a question for next week, so send them in ho’s! That’s right… I said it.
Submit a question here or post the question in the comment section. Do it or die.
UPDATE:
I wanted to also say that we posted a poll on the right hand side of the page. Take a look and vote. If you have any comments about the poll or want to suggest something else leave a comment below. ———————>
Question of the Week (02/27 – 03/05)
Mar 1st
This week’s question was asked by Jesse from New York City, NY:
Q: Answer the following taboo questions:
RELIGION, PHILOSOPHY AND POLITICS:
01) Do you believe in God?
–Although I enjoy fairy tales, I do not believe they actually exist.
02) What religion, if any, do you most identify yourself with?
–I don’t identify with any religion. Organized religion is wrong.
03) Do you feel that your religious beliefs have a place in the legislative process?
–I don’t think anyone’s religious beliefs should have a place in politics.
04) How do you feel about gun control in America?
–I am against guns. We should repeal the 2nd amendment.
05) Are the homosexuals going to ruin the institution of marriage in America?
–Heterosexuals have already done that.
SEX, DRUGS, AND ROCK N ROLL:
01) If you had to have sex with a celebrity that went against your sexual preference for the good of the world, who would you choose?
–Madonna (duh)
02) If you had to have sex with someone you know that went against your sexual preference for the good of the world, who would you choose?
–Irene haha
03) What dead person would you most like to have had sex with before they departed this mortal coil?
–Um… JFK Jr.
04) Have you ever had a threesome or been involved in an orgy with more than three people?
–Of course… many times.
05) Excluding multiple partner sex, have you ever had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period?
–Sure have.
06) What about a 12 hour period you dirty whore?
–No… I am not a dirty whore thank you very much!
07) Do you LIKE pornography you pervert?
–Probably not as much as everyone else, but I do enjoy it. The problem here is finding something with men I find attractive.
08) Have you ever talked on the phone during sex?
–I think I did once a long time ago.
09) If so, how long was the phone conversation as opposed to the actual sex?
–It was a short conversation.
10) Have you ever been tied up and used like the dirty slut you are?
–Do I look like Gary Jr? Nope.. I don’t like that kind of stuff.
11) What is the strangest place you have ever had sex?
–Next to a dumpster in an alley, or in a restaurant bathroom.
12) What is your opinion on anal sex?
–It takes a lot of work. Preparing, executing, cleaning… It’s not always worth the time.
13) Okay be honest – do you REALLY like performing oral sex or is it just a necessary evil you have to commit to in order to please your partner and wait for your turn?
–I like doing it. Doesn’t bother me I guess. (Jay… don’t get ideas)
14) Did you fall in love with the first person other than yourself who gave you an orgasm?
–No… the first person to give me an orgasm was lame, and uneventful.
15) Lastly, to give our readers something to savor, have you ever tasted your own jizz?
–Of course I have. There is no way any guy has never done this… curiosity is a bitch!
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Question of the Week (02/20 – 02/26)
Feb 22nd
Q: What TV commercial bothers you the most?
There is one company that makes commercials that really bother me. The “He Went to Jared” commercials. Those are the fucking worst! Unfortunately I could not find the one I hate the most, the one where the bitch is playing a crossword, but this one here is pretty bad.
I mean… how creepy is it that the car locks him in because it wants that awful looking necklace. Whoever makes these commercials needs to die.
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Question of the Week (02/20 – 02/26)
Feb 20th
This week’s question was asked by Jimmy from Phoenix, AZ:
Q: What TV commercial bothers you the most?
Hi Jimmy. Thanks for your question. This is SUCH an important question because there are so many commercials that make me want to kill myself and I want to share my pain with others. There’s that Olympic commercial with the patients saying AAH which they turn into a song. Eww. That makes me want to gag. But there’s something even worse. 9 times worse.
There is a series of 9 commercials from one website that make me want to murder the world. That website is www.freecreditreport.com. And each one of their commercials has its own special name. One is called Rollercoaster. One is called Renaissance Fair. But the absolute worst is called ROCKSTAR. Does it bother you bitches too? Those band members are ugly. Well, I say all of the band members are ugly but that’s not true. Especially for the Cro-Magnon drummer. Mmhmm. Oh who am I kidding? He’s not a Cro-Magnon; he’s a cutie! I would have sex with Mario Telaro in a freecreditreport.com minute. He could ride in my Pinto with a Zack Morris cellular phone any day. Hey Mario, I’ve got a 798 on my credit score. Come n get it drummer boy. Paa bump in my rump, pretty please, drummer boy.
(Dear Mario Telaro, If you ever read this post when you google your name, please send me a headshot and what is your least favorite commercial. I promise I will include a better picture of you and will give you mad props. However, if it’s one of your other band members…meh. It’s gary@deadat2am.com in case you were curious. Toodles!)
The Only Cro-Magnon I'd Do
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Question of the Week (02/13 – 02/19)
Feb 13th
This week’s question was asked by Dora from San Francisco, CA:
Q: If you could be a woman for 24 hours what would you do?
This question is fairly easy for me to answer. I would sleep with as many straight guys as possible. I would be the biggest whore in the city for that one day. Of course with my luck I would probably be on my period for that one day, but I don’t mind bleeding all over some fools. Won’t be my problem.
Also it would be interesting to see what I could hide up in my who-haw. It would be like a secret pocket n shit. “Oh you only take Visa?… OK one sec while I fetch it” What!
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Question of the Week (02/06 – 02/12)
Feb 10th
Q: If you lost your sense of smell, what 3 smells would you miss the most and why?
Hrm. I’m having a tough time thinking of three smells that I even remember! I certainly don’t go around sniffing the water at Disneyland, nor do I have any affection for the wet-poop-air of Palmdale, and I never want to waste my furlough Fridays sniffing Misha’s pillows so, I mean, I’m really at a loss here.
But let’s see. I’d miss… er… the smell of, um…
- a dirty sriracha martini lingering on my warm winter breath
- new-old rhinestones sunbathing in the jewelry tray at goodwill on clement street
- cum lingering on nick’s warm summer oink
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Question of the Week (01/30 – 02/05)
Feb 2nd
Q: If you had to go back in time, and change one thing that you did in your life what would it be?
For those of you who know my background, you’re probably thinking that the obvious answer to this question is that I went to a small private Christian college for undergrad and suffered under its tyrannical and Puritanical ways. From 18-21, I was a major closet case. I couldn’t obvious come out completely to everyone for fear of getting expelled from college. Seriously. They expelled queers…oh and pregnant girls. So I really could only tell a small group of people at college. Religious undergrad was a weird lame choice but it isn’t actually something that I regret. You see, from that experience, I have a handful of friends that are so amazing. So amazing, in fact, that almost any shitty experience is worth it to have friends like L’Angie or Joy or Tanya or Carla or Roz or even La Nicole. Those are some good peeps right there.
Anyway, I think m
y biggest regret would be not coming out to my family fast enough. I mean, everyone in my family knew it. My dad was like, “Yeah, yeah. We already know” when I told him. But the part that sucks is that I never told my Grandma. And my Grandma was hella tight. We had a crazy great relationship. I was her favorite (sorry KiKi…haha). She told me all kinds of family secrets and growing up I spent every Friday night and Saturday morning with her. I don’t even know how to explain it but she was down. It would have been cool for her to know I was gay and to talk to her about that part of my life. She always gave me killer advice and it would have been nice to get her perspective on the queers. I seriously talked to her like once a week. She had a great take on life and a whole lot of insight left my life when she died. I kinda wish she could have met Misha…or that Misha could have met her.
Oh well. I suppose that’s just life, isn’t it?
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Question of the Week (01/30 – 02/05)
Feb 1st
Q: If you had to go back in time, and change one thing that you did in your life what would it be?
There are two decisions I’ve made in my life that if I had to I would make differently — and since both of them have to do with college I think it’s ok that I mention both.
The first was my decision as a junior in high school to apply to only a handful of colleges (Stanford, St. Mary’s, Columbia and Sac State). For whatever reason I thought I’d be going to the best (Stanford & Columbia) or the worst (Sac State) or something completely off the wall (St. Mary’s). I got rejected from Stanford, filled out but never sent my application to Columbia, and got into the other two. But instead of going to either of them I decided I wasn’t ready and took the community college route (which, ironically, turned out to be one of the best decisions of my life). But in hindsight I think I would have benefited from applying to a larger pool of schools and having gone to one of them.
The second was my decision after I graduated from Berkeley to move back to Sacramento for a year rather than move straight to San Francisco. In that year I spent in Sac I lost a lot of time with the friendships and connections I had gained while in college and those relationships have since suffered because of that lost time. Granted, being back in Sacramento allowed me to spend much missed time with my family and friends there and gave me more drive to move back to the Bay.
I think the important thing I’ve learned about both of those things is that I was afraid of taking risks. In both cases I took the easy & familiar route, but would have been better off making the harder decisions to move away from home earlier and to have not returned back so quickly instead of continuing on my individual journey. But these are lessons I’ve now learned and I can’t regret that!
I am very happy with my life right now and had either of those decisions been made differently I can’t say that I’d be exactly where I am today, and that would be far more regrettable than having made either of those decisions. I truly believe that people should be proud of their accomplishments and excited about the lessons they learn from their mistakes. There is no point dwelling in the past and wishing you made different choices. I say “Fuck it, grab a knife today and kill a pig or cow tomorrow!”
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Question of the Week (01/30 – 02/05)
Jan 30th
This week’s question was asked by Marco from Dallas, TX:
Q: If you had to go back in time, and change one thing that you did in your life what would it be?
Well there are so many things that I would like to change. I’ve done so much stupid shit in my life it’s not even funny. Would I like to change the time I put mustard all over my families cars…yes. Would I like to change my performance in school… obviously.. I could do a lot better than C’s. Would I like to have come out sooner than I did… hellz yea.
I’d like to change a lot of things I have done in life, but the one most important thing I would like to change is that I wish I would have gone to therapy a lot sooner. I was a little bit out of control emotionally, and if I had convinced my parents at a young age to get me therapy I think I would have enjoyed my childhood and teenage years. Therapy is the smartest thing I ever did, for I would have never been able to keep the great friends that I have now without it.
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