Why do you spend the little money you have on riding MUNI when, assumingly, you have nothing BUT time to walk instead?

Is it because you’re getting back at The Man by refusing to walk past his businesses, whose capitalistic ideals you would inevitably succumb to?

Is it because you’ve spent so much time in the sun playing your bongo that if you spend another moment there then you actually would become a Native American rather than just looking like one?

Is that racist?

Is it because your feet hurt?

Do your feet hurt because your shoes are four sizes too big? Or are they two sizes too small? I can’t tell.

What’s that smell?

Is it because you’re lazy and ugly? Even before you allowed dirt to make a permanent residence on your fug face.

Please let me know coz it’s hella bothersome having to smell you right now.