I really fucking love a lot of things in the world, but two things I really really really freaking effing fucking love are 1) taking private investigator photos of strangers on my eyePhone, and 2) men’s crotches.

And on top of that, I jiz over a hottie that sits with his legs wide apart. Oooooooaaaahooohhh hunnnnns. Like these fine ass cookies:

Specimen 1

Specimen 2

Speciwomen 3

I know, I know. I’m not a pro P.I. yet coz those pic-a-licks are hella mami blurry but the point is that all three of those guys are hot because they’re spreading their legs. Mmmmm. It’s like a cave you just wanna crawl into and hibernate in for the summer.