Email thread between Gary Jr. & Benutty, 5:30pm

Gary: I’m hungry
Benutty: I knew you’d want Second Lunch. Cometh to Nickory’s tonight. She’ll have apples to eat.
Gary: Only piggies stuff their mouths with apples.
Benutty: hahaha I hate that she wouldn’t let us take a portrait of her like that. Maybe when she gets skinny (by the end of April, per Lose It!) she’ll let us.
Gary: I will die.
Benutty: So will she. When we tell her it’s a portrait but really it’s a D@2 video of her death at 2am. The Cow-Breather runs up and shoves the apple down Pig’s throat while Troll fakes taking her picture.

Text from Gary to Nick, 8:45pm

Gary: I’ll give you an apple for your pig face

Nick to Benutty at Safeway, 11:55pm

Nick: I’m gonna eat hella apples when I get home

Text from Benutty to Gary, 11:56pm

Benutty: at Safeway with Nick. He says “I’m gonna eat hella apples when I get home”
Gary: hehe. Like a good little piggy.