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Question of the Week (02/27 – 03/05)

This week’s question was asked by Jesse from New York City, NY:

Q: Answer the following taboo questions:

RELIGION, PHILOSOPHY AND POLITICS:

01) Do you believe in God?
–Although I enjoy fairy tales, I do not believe they actually exist.

02) What religion, if any, do you most identify yourself with?
–I don’t identify with any religion.  Organized religion is wrong.

03) Do you feel that your religious beliefs have a place in the legislative process?
–I don’t think anyone’s religious beliefs should have a place in politics.

04) How do you feel about gun control in America?
–I am against guns. We should repeal the 2nd amendment.

05) Are the homosexuals going to ruin the institution of marriage in America?
–Heterosexuals have already done that.

SEX, DRUGS, AND ROCK N ROLL:

01) If you had to have sex with a celebrity that went against your sexual preference for the good of the world, who would you choose?
–Madonna (duh)

02) If you had to have sex with someone you know that went against your sexual preference for the good of the world, who would you choose?
–Irene haha

03) What dead person would you most like to have had sex with before they departed this mortal coil?
–Um… JFK Jr.

04) Have you ever had a threesome or been involved in an orgy with more than three people?
–Of course… many times.

05) Excluding multiple partner sex, have you ever had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period?
–Sure have.

06) What about a 12 hour period you dirty whore?
–No… I am not a dirty whore thank you very much!

07) Do you LIKE pornography you pervert?
–Probably not as much as everyone else, but I do enjoy it.   The problem here is finding something with men I find attractive.

08) Have you ever talked on the phone during sex?
–I think I did once a long time ago.

09) If so, how long was the phone conversation as opposed to the actual sex?
–It was a short conversation.

10) Have you ever been tied up and used like the dirty slut you are?
–Do I look like Gary Jr?  Nope.. I don’t like that kind of stuff.

11) What is the strangest place you have ever had sex?
–Next to a dumpster in an alley, or in a restaurant bathroom.

12) What is your opinion on anal sex?
–It takes a lot of work.  Preparing, executing, cleaning… It’s not always worth the time.

13) Okay be honest – do you REALLY like performing oral sex or is it just a necessary evil you have to commit to in order to please your partner and wait for your turn?
–I like doing it.  Doesn’t bother me I guess. (Jay… don’t get ideas)

14) Did you fall in love with the first person other than yourself who gave you an orgasm?
–No… the first person to give me an orgasm was lame, and uneventful.

15) Lastly, to give our readers something to savor, have you ever tasted your own jizz?
–Of course I have.  There is no way any guy has never done this… curiosity is a bitch!
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All The Single Ladies…

Ten pieces of advice for all the Single Ladies out there…

1 – Always give a person a second date because nobody acts like themselves on the first date. Nerves are a bitch to overcome, and typically people are more relaxed on their second date.

2 – Have sex within the first 3 dates, because sexual compatibility is very important.

3 – A good relationship is 50% attraction and 50% personality, so no matter how attracted you are to someone don’t rush into anything until you get to know them better.

4 – Never take your date to a movie theatre. Wait til you’ve been together for a couple months and you’ve ran out of things to say.

5 – While on your first couple of dates, if you go to a restaurant, be careful what you order. Eating certain foods, like spaghetti, is not attractive, and can get messy.

6 – Before you get to serious with a person be sure to talk about the taboo subjects that are important to you (like religion, politics, and the future). You want to be sure to avoid major conflicts before you get to serious.

7 – First date no-no’s: Talking about your past relationships, any injuries or ailments you have, and money or your lack of money.

8 – Great first date conversation topics: Travel, food, drinks, work, siblings, hobbies, funny stories about yourself, and outdoor activities you enjoy.

9 – If you asked the person out… you pay for the date, and vice versa.

10 – And finally… be sure to listen to your date, and ask questions. Dating is a two-way street, so if you are bored then it is partly your fault.