Posts tagged pink panties

Shouldn’t Have Told Me What to Say Then

May 6th

Posted by Benutty in Shouldn't Have Said It Then

3 comments

You see, the thing about being a field reporter is that, yeah, you can provide the editors with as many papa-papa-razzi photos as you want and tell us what to use ‘em for n shit, but we don’t really have to listen to you. We can change & embellish your stories as quickly as Nick eats apples, huhhhns. And don’t think we won’t outwit, outplay, and outlast you with our charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent. Because we will.

Like when Field Reporter Shawnito texted me the other day…

May 3, 2010 8:55 PM

Shawnito
[picture text]
I found Gary Jr.’s long lost panties in the Castro

Benutty
Hahahahahahahahahahahah ew

Shawnito
I know girl nasty bitch right

Benutty
Thanks girl I’ll blog it

Shawnito
Lol love it. I love being a field reporter for d@2am lol

Benutty
I love it too lol

Bitch, those are YOUR panties!

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Lost and Found!

May 5th

Posted by Benutty in Paparazzi

3 comments

One of the D@2 field reporters submitted this photo to my desk this morning. Apparently, Shawnito lost his pink panties in the Castro after another all-nighter at Underwear Night at 440!!

You’ve been a very, very bad, bad girl, Shawnito. Take your shits home to the East Bay, huhhhns.

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