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Posts tagged pig
Busted!
Jul 24th
Lets set the stage: Tony, Joey, Shahla and I are pool side relaxing in san jose. I’m just minding my own business as my friend Tony talks about his upcoming wedding. His bride to be is Chinese, and he mentioned that there were some traditional Chinese things that he had to do with her family before the wedding. He mentions that he has to give her family a well fatten pig with a curly tail to prove her virginity. Then Shahla turns around and looks at me and says “there you go”. Oh hunnnnnie. She dies tonight at 2am.
I blame this on Gary Jr. Just so you know.
A Trolls Toys
Apr 6th
Look at the disgusting toys Benutty was caught playing with when we weren’t around. A pig, a cow, and a sheep (poor Bradley). I’m offended.
But girl… you are looking so thin… the diet is really working out for you. Congrats. Did you borrow that outfit from 3rin’s closet?
Riddle Me This
Mar 21st
Ever seen a pig who isn’t a cast member in Alice in Wonderland playing croquet? Well, I found one.
A pig with a troll and a Russian.
The Cast
Jan 26th
Our cast of characters here at D@2:
Yes. Nick and Jay are an item.
Nick without his stage makeup
Gary Jr. and his famous tongue
Alfie with his girlfriend
Misha on vacation
Shawnito the Barn Animals' Pet
Our Benutty Troll with brooch
Dear iPhone,
Jan 22nd
Why did you let Pig grab you out of my hands today at lunch? And even if you wanted his hooves to caress you, why the hell would you then allow him to bite you, cracking one corner of your case? And after he decided you weren’t as tasty as the three carnitas tacos, two steak quesadillas, and nacho burrito he ordered, why why why did you let him throw you across the entire restaurant, severely damaging the other corner of your once immaculate case?!
I’m very disappointed and now you must live the rest of your life with that broken face. I condemn you to look as crack-faced as Pig.
Liars die at 2am,
Benutty
Why I Hate Gary Jr.
Jan 14th
We just had this conversation via IM:
Nick: i hate benutty
Gary Jr.: why? do tell
Nick: oh no reason.. i just generally hate him.. obviously you didn’t read the glossary
Gary Jr.: i know what hate means you fat ugly pigcowtroll