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Posts tagged Perez Hilton
To Tweet or Not to Tweet?
Jun 18th
I want to know how everyone feels about this recent string of Twitstakes (Twitter Mistakes) by “celebrities” in the public eye.
- Perez tweeting Miley’s crotch shot
- Utah Attorney General Mark Shurtleff live-tweeting from a state execution
You probably already know about Perez and his stupid drama but check out these tweets by the Utah AG:
“A solemn day. Barring a stay by Sup Ct, & with my my final nod, Utah will use most extreme power & execute a killer. Mourn his victims. Justice”
“I just gave the go ahead to Corrections Director to proceed with Gardner’s execution. May God grant him the mercy he denied his victims.”
“We will be streaming live my press conference as soon as I’m told Gardner is dead…”
To what extent should people in the public eye have the same leniency as those of us who aren’t (yet) in what they tweet and/or talk about?
You Know What I Hate?
Jun 16th
1) I hate people who fart on the bus. Like really?!?!?! You can’t hold that shit until you get to your stop? I know it is you old Asian man looking guilty. I don’t know you have been eating but good lord….. how does something so awful come out of you.
2) I hate Meg Whitman. Obviously I hate her because she is a filthy republican, but it is beyond that. It is the way she speaks… she sounds like all the douche bag executives at any place I have ever worked… all positive and smiley, but behind it all you know they are planning to make your life hell. That’s right! Oh and how can you call yourself a fiscal conservative??? You just spent 71 million dollars of your own money on a primary!!! That doesn’t sound like someone who knows how to use her money wisely.
3) I hate Perez Hilton. Talk about total douche bag! I hear he is in trouble recently because he posted a picture of Miley Cyrus’ pink taco on twitter, and home girl is only 17 years old. Child pornography is illegal my dear. Now he is freaking out trying to prove that the picture he posted showed her wearing underwear… well if that’s true, then why did you delete that post on twitter? why don’t you repost it on your website? why don’t you jump off a bridge? I’m so sick of his ugly fucking face, and I am so sick of him thinking he is more important than he actually is. I hope you go to prison for child pornography… that would be amazeballs! (That’s right… I said it)
What do you hate?
Dear GaGers,
Jan 7th
We implore you to end your relationship with Perez Hilton. He is a disgusting & hypocritical wet pig. Everyone gets it — you feel some sort of obligation to him because “he made you popular,” but all of your Lil Monsters out here truly believe that you would have made it just as big without his prolific endorsement.
Stop letting him call you wifey. No one wants to marry that heif.
Huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnn.
He makes us want to vomit. He brings down your image. As much as we love your music, your antics, your fashion, and your claws, how can we really trust someone who saddles herself up next to such a cow-wreck? If you really believe that he helped propel you into the scene then you must also believe that his drowning reputation can grab hold of your hot little thighs and drag you down with him just as easily. Girl, he’s heavy. It won’t take long to pull you under.
Really though,
Benutty