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You Know What I Hate?
Apr 13th
I hate that I bought a York peppermint patty the other day. Every time I open the refrigerator I see it staring at me. It’s saying “Opening me Nick… taste my sweet chocolate, and cool peppermint center”, and then I say “Eww.. Stop acting like Gary Jr.”. I do plan on eating it one of these days as a gift to myself for doing a good job on…. well something, so don’t get any ideas of coming over and taking it. I just don’t feel like parting with it, its mine, I found it, it came to me! Well… what if I’m angry, it’s your fault! It’s mine! My own. My precious.
