Dead at 2am » Patron http://www.deadat2am.com Next stop... Whores! Wed, 23 Nov 2011 01:07:21 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc Question of the Week 03/27 – 04/02 http://www.deadat2am.com/2010/03/question-of-the-week-0327-0402/ http://www.deadat2am.com/2010/03/question-of-the-week-0327-0402/#comments Sat, 27 Mar 2010 23:30:37 +0000 Nick http://www.deadat2am.com/?p=2100 This week’s question was asked by AuntF of Benicia, CA:

Ok, so tell me, how does a middle-aged (yet, somewhat cool) straight couple attend a Lady GaGa concert and fit in? I don’t think we are part of her “Little Monsters”, but we do love her! We really want to go, but don’t want to feel old and ordinary.

Let me break it down:

  1. I have met both of you and you two are anything but old and/or ordinary
  2. Lady Gaga loves all her fans equally no matter what the age (except for Gary Jr.)
  3. I’ve seen you drink girl… so pick up some beers at the concession stand and go wild (or bring some Patron… hunnns)
  4. Most of all… Who gives a fuck what anyone thinks… You go to that concert and have a great fucking time.

Thanks for the question btw. :)

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Aunt F: not sure about playing this season, don’t really like all the lying to the face stuff, I’m too sensitive. Maybe I can help?
Benutty: No. You’re going to play.
Aunt F: You can’t make me. Gary Jr. might kill me.
Benutty: He loves you. He’d want to be on your tribe. Think of all the pre-game alliances you could make now that you know these fools!
Aunt F: Been done. We’ll see if you need people.
Benutty: hahahaha. Fine. We’ll play with Patron rather than beer.
Aunt F: I’m in.

In the words of Nicka — whatever mami wants, mami gets. yes.

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