Question: Did anyone notice that 1) I won a game … and 2) I played a game?!?

[Jay routinely doesn't involve himself in the fun that the rest of the huhhhns have. He doesn't play Wii. He doesn't compete in board game olympics. He won't drink champerelles (he prefers 8 tall sailors & diet cokes). He doesn't do anything entertaining, but improve the aesthetics of our blog. God love him.]

Answer: No, bitch. No one noticed. But what they did notice is that when the fucking answer was “Cinderella” your clues were “dwarves” and “seven.”

You goddamn ape. The best part was when Nick (who was on your team) guessed “Snow White” and the look on your face exemplified how dumb you felt.

So, no. No one noticed that you even played.

Q: But what’s better?
A: Using the Catch Phrase tools to play Password!

F’real. Password is so good because no matter who you play with one of the DBs ends up having to gives clues on a word they know nothing about. Tonight it was Nick that got stumped. Poor ham.

Teams:
Nick & Alfie vs. Benutty & Jay

1st Clue: Nick – “appliqué” (Alfie guesses wrong)
2nd Clue: Benutty – “boutonnière” (Jay guesses wrong)
3rd Clue: Nick – “patch” (Alfie guesses wrong)
4th Clue: Benutty – “collar”

Jay guesses correctly. Word = lapel.

Nick had no idea what a lapel was. At all.

The pigs were smarter in Animal Farm.