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Posts tagged paparazzi
Papa-papa-razzi
Dec 24th
If it walks like Shalita Double-Double, has a rat’s nest like Shalita Double-Double, wears secretary clothes like Shalita Double-Double, doesn’t look both ways when crossing the street like Shalita Double-Double, has no friends like Shalita Double-Double, and smells like a shalitterbox then, well, it’s probably that filthy funky fucking whorebag Shalita Double-Double. Yeah, girl, look who I found strutting her shit around the Castro on Wednesday night — after an awful rendition of Santa Baby at The Lookout. Loving the Cucci purse though.
D@2 Blogger is Mama-mama-razzi’d in NYC Gay Weekly Rag!
Jun 7th
Look who was photographed in NY’s gay weekly magazine “Next” among the hotties at Splash Bar during the NYC Gay Hockey Association Bachelor Auction!
To the right is my new drag idol, Peppermint, who hosted the event. Loved her! Too bad I wasn’t at Splash last week when Kylie showed up! Fucked.
Don’t miss the brooch! It’s there huhhhns.
Keep the Monkey Caged!, They Say
Feb 6th
We don’t let the monkey outta his cage often because when we do he always manages to hurt himself and our reputation. Take for example the time we brought him along camping — our resident chimp had 8 drinks too many and was photographed by the paparazzi falling backwards off the log by the campfire!
Now, no one at D@2 claims to be sober once the sun goes down, but we can’t be portrayed as sloppy drunk messes. Come on now Jay, pull yourself together and get some help before we call A&E to book your appearance on Intervention!!
Papa-papa-razzi
Jan 17th
Looks like the animals escaped the Farm for an evening of scandalism for Alfie’s birthday. Too bad they weren’t looking when the troll whipped out his mamiPhone.
alfie. str8?
alfie. skeezing on a new man. 10 minutes later.
gary jr. massaging his Snooki
nick giving his # to a vag
nick & jay fighting
this is why you don't go to straight bars
this is why you don't go to gay bars