Posts tagged outwit outplay outlast

Shouldn’t Have Told Me What to Say Then

May 6th

Posted by Benutty in Shouldn't Have Said It Then

3 comments

You see, the thing about being a field reporter is that, yeah, you can provide the editors with as many papa-papa-razzi photos as you want and tell us what to use ‘em for n shit, but we don’t really have to listen to you. We can change & embellish your stories as quickly as Nick eats apples, huhhhns. And don’t think we won’t outwit, outplay, and outlast you with our charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent. Because we will.

Like when Field Reporter Shawnito texted me the other day…

May 3, 2010 8:55 PM

Shawnito
[picture text]
I found Gary Jr.’s long lost panties in the Castro

Benutty
Hahahahahahahahahahahah ew

Shawnito
I know girl nasty bitch right

Benutty
Thanks girl I’ll blog it

Shawnito
Lol love it. I love being a field reporter for d@2am lol

Benutty
I love it too lol

Bitch, those are YOUR panties!

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D@2 Blogger Auditions for Survivor on CBS.com!

Feb 9th

Posted by Benutty in Posts by Benutty

5 comments

Unfortunately for everyone but me, I discovered that CBS is allowing fans to upload video applications for upcoming seasons of Survivor online! I tried out for the show a couple years ago at the Verizon in Emeryville, but didn’t get a call-back. I also tried out for Big Brother back in the day — (if you google my name that video will come up in the search) — and didn’t get a call back on that one either. Hopefully third time’s a charm!

Wait. I also tried out for Real World waaaaaaay back in the day. I’m fucked.

But maybe, just maybe, I’ll get a call-back this time. I like need to meet Ozzy.

Help me get noticed by viewing my audition video and commenting on how cute I look, how funny I am, and how badly you want me on the show!!

After that, make your own and try out, too!

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