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Posts tagged not-so-deep thoughts
Not-So-Deep Thoughts
Jan 27th
“Happiness is like a phone call from an old friend… except they called to tell you they’re dying… hmm I guess that would be sadness then”
Not-So-Deep Thoughts
Jan 24th
“Being straight is just like being gay… well except the whole liking the opposite sex thing… yuck”
Not-So-Deep Thoughts
Jan 15th
“I think it’s important to give to those in need. Don’t you?… Good… I need a couple hundred dollars. Thanks.”
Not-So-Deep Thoughts
Jan 13th
“Courage is like fire fighting. If a fire fighter was to run into a burning building to save a cat, and that cat clawed at him… it wouldn’t hurt the fire fighter because he would be wearing so much protective gear. Then other stuff could happen and that would be like courage.”
Not-So-Deep Thoughts
Jan 9th
“Why can’t cats and mice just get along? One eats cheese, the other eats mice… Oh, I see now.”
Not-So-Deep Thoughts
Jan 6th
“I love mean bitches. Like the guy who named the phobia for the fear of long words “Hippopotomonstrosquippodaliophobia”. That’s messed up, and I love it.”
Not-So-Deep Thoughts
Jan 4th
“Having sex with your boyfriend is kind of like doing a good job at work… The more you do it, the more they expect it.”