Dead at 2am » not-so-deep thoughts http://www.deadat2am.com Next stop... Whores! Wed, 23 Nov 2011 01:07:21 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc Not-So-Deep Conversations http://www.deadat2am.com/2011/05/not-so-deep-conversations-7/ http://www.deadat2am.com/2011/05/not-so-deep-conversations-7/#comments Fri, 20 May 2011 16:57:20 +0000 Nick http://www.deadat2am.com/?p=4885 Picture it: At Toad Hall last night with Gary Jr….

Gary Jr.: Ew someone farted by us
Me: No… someone took a shit in the bathroom, and you know who takes shits in bars don’t you?
Gary Jr.: Benutty?
Me: Um no…. Lesbians.

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Cut to today’s conversation:

Me: Why did you even go all the way to our friends house if you were just going to leave hella fast.

Shawnito: Well I was trying to go home earlier until you said “don’t be a Gary Jr.”

Me: Oh… so what if I had said that the second time you tried to leave.

Shawnito: Then I would have said “Oh I’ll show you a Gary Jr.”

Me: What?… and then you just raise your shirt?  Hahahaha

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Amineh: Oh I have, but I felt like a million times better afterward. It’s like your body reboots itself. Like hitting restart on a PC.

Me: Oh well it’s never happened to me. I must be a Mac.

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Best Overall Post / Video

Best Post by Benutty

Best Post by Gary Jr.

Best Post by Nick

Best Post by Alfie

Best Post by Jay

Best Post by Shawnito

Best Shouldn’t Have Said It Then

Best So What! Who Cares?!?

Best Greatest Moments

Best Return’d To Sender

Best DeadRuntz Comics

Best Sweetums Series

Best of The Bookshelf

Best Not-So-Deep Thoughts

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I ignored it, because hello… it was just a picture of his mug.  About an hour later I get this text:

Brandon: Did you get the pic of me at the merc?

Me: Yea girl.  Gorgeous eye brows as usual hahaha

Brandon: My eyes aren’t brown!!!!

Me: I said EYE BROWS bitch!! not brown eyes!

What a dumb bitch… the sad thing is this isn’t just because he was drinking… this is how he has been his whole life.

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If i’m playing Blokus with Benutty and Gary Jr., and Benutty beats me… I win.   How is that possible you ask?  Well let’s put it this way.  If Benutty won then he either cheated or got lucky… so therefore… I win.

Another example…

If I’m playing the Settlers of Catan with Benutty and Gary Jr., and Gary Jr. beats me… I win.  How?  Well obviously Benutty either cheated or helped Gary Jr. win, or Gary Jr. got lucky… so therefore… I win.

See how simple this is.

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About an hour later I thought: “Ohhhh… that’s why they call it Root Beer”.

I hate myself so bad sometimes.

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Tourist: Excuse me… do you live here?

Nick: In the park?

Tourist: Um… no… in San Francisco?

Nick: Oooohhhh… yea.


oops.

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Nick: I don’t… well I don’t when I’m with you… You always squeeze my leg hella hard when something scares you.

Gary Jr.: (looking at an old man walking by) I want to be like that when I’m old. Standing straight, looking good.

Nick: Yea but you’d be in a wheelchair

Gary Jr.: Dead! (grabs my leg hard) Oops… I was watching a horror movie

Nick: Yea… of your life

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