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Not-So-Deep Conversations
May 20th
Picture it: At Toad Hall last night with Gary Jr….
Gary Jr.: Ew someone farted by us
Me: No… someone took a shit in the bathroom, and you know who takes shits in bars don’t you?
Gary Jr.: Benutty?
Me: Um no…. Lesbians.
Not-So-Deep Conversations
Mar 25th
So yesterday our AIDS/LifeCycle group met to plan shitz, and afterward we decided to go to our teammates house. Shawnito didn’t want to go because he was being a total lame ass, but I forced him. After about 10 minutes of hanging out Shawnito left.
Cut to today’s conversation:
Me: Why did you even go all the way to our friends house if you were just going to leave hella fast.
Shawnito: Well I was trying to go home earlier until you said “don’t be a Gary Jr.”
Me: Oh… so what if I had said that the second time you tried to leave.
Shawnito: Then I would have said “Oh I’ll show you a Gary Jr.”
Me: What?… and then you just raise your shirt? Hahahaha
Not-So-Deep Conversations
Feb 24th
Me: I’ve never passed out before but my sister has. She fell into the dogs water bowl. hahaha
Amineh: Oh I have, but I felt like a million times better afterward. It’s like your body reboots itself. Like hitting restart on a PC.
Me: Oh well it’s never happened to me. I must be a Mac.
The Best of Dead at 2am – 2010
Dec 31st
Yeah yeah. It’s been a year. Wanna fight about it? Remember all those good laughs and poignant moments you had reading our blog whilst you shat on the shitter. Well here they all are again. Ladies and Trolls, drum roll please. It’s our D@2 Year in Review. Love it or die!
Not-So-Deep Conversations
Dec 28th
On Christmas night my friends and I went to a couple bars in Sacramento for drinks. After we left the Merc I got this picture via text from my friend Brandon.
I ignored it, because hello… it was just a picture of his mug. About an hour later I get this text:
Brandon: Did you get the pic of me at the merc?
Me: Yea girl. Gorgeous eye brows as usual hahaha
Brandon: My eyes aren’t brown!!!!
Me: I said EYE BROWS bitch!! not brown eyes!
What a dumb bitch… the sad thing is this isn’t just because he was drinking… this is how he has been his whole life.
Not-So-Deep ‘You Know What I Hate?’
May 26th
I hate losing games. This is why I created a system in which I always win. For example…
If i’m playing Blokus with Benutty and Gary Jr., and Benutty beats me… I win. How is that possible you ask? Well let’s put it this way. If Benutty won then he either cheated or got lucky… so therefore… I win.
Another example…
If I’m playing the Settlers of Catan with Benutty and Gary Jr., and Gary Jr. beats me… I win. How? Well obviously Benutty either cheated or helped Gary Jr. win, or Gary Jr. got lucky… so therefore… I win.
See how simple this is.
Not-So-Deep Conversations
Apr 22nd
So I bought a bottle of water today and headed into work. The elevator was full of people, and this random guy turned to me and said… “You bought a bottle of water on Earth Day?”. I looked down at my bottle, and said… “Um… I’m going to recycle it.”
Not-So-Deep Thoughts
Mar 31st
I was drinking root beer the other day, and I was wondering what gives it flavor. I looked it up on Wikipedia (because it’s all knowing) and I learned that it gets its flavor from Sassafras root.
About an hour later I thought: “Ohhhh… that’s why they call it Root Beer”.
I hate myself so bad sometimes.
Not-So-Deep Conversations
Mar 21st
(Picture it… I’m sitting on a cement block in the park near the Ferry Building)
Tourist: Excuse me… do you live here?
Nick: In the park?
Tourist: Um… no… in San Francisco?
Nick: Oooohhhh… yea.
oops.
Not-So-Deep Conversations
Mar 18th
Gary Jr.: I love scary movies
Nick: I don’t… well I don’t when I’m with you… You always squeeze my leg hella hard when something scares you.
Gary Jr.: (looking at an old man walking by) I want to be like that when I’m old. Standing straight, looking good.
Nick: Yea but you’d be in a wheelchair
Gary Jr.: Dead! (grabs my leg hard) Oops… I was watching a horror movie
Nick: Yea… of your life
Not-So-Deep Thoughts
Feb 25th
“Kris Allen’s album is really good when you have it on shuffle with other music… When it comes on it’s like a refresher… like something… refreshing.”
Not-So-Deep Thoughts
Feb 2nd
“Happiness is not my friends dancing around singing Lady GaGa songs with champes in their hands… It’s when they finally stop.” Exhibit A