So I recently celebrated my birthday. I got a lot of cute shits from friends. Benutty for example got me eyelashes. And then a huge package of ProFlowers arrived. Like 30 Peruvian Lillies. Love em. So pretty. I take a look at the card. It is from L’Angie. She is sooo thoughtful then I start thinking about her and I have a minor meltdown. 10 days before my birthday is HER birthday and I forgot to get her anything or even call her. Oops. So I call her and thank her for the flowers. And I remind her of my black heart and how I am a terrible person for forgetting her birthday. She then reminded me it was her 30th birthday and I vomited. I’m an ass.

But the flowers were lovely sitting on my mantle.