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ProjRun Finale Blah. NEXT!
Apr 23rd
Ugh! Just finished watching the finale of the latest season of Project Runway with G and N and couldn’t possibly feel more underwhelmed. In my opinion all three collections were boring tragedies. But I’m quick to judge so I figured I’d search around online for stills of the looks to make sure I didn’t miss some hidden gems… and to my pleasant surprise I came across a fantastic site showing TEN collections!
That’s correct, bitches. In real-time, Fashion Week happened back when there were still 10 designers left on the show so to keep the finalists a secret they all showed collections at Bryant Park!
After looking through all of the collections I definitely would have put together a different finale. Here are some of my yays & mehs from the boring clothes makers:
My final 3:
Jay and Seth Aaron and Anthony
Worst collections:
Ben and Jesse
Best looks:
- Emilio’s showstopper
- Amy’s Siobhan Magnus
Worst looks:
- Mila’s fug
-Janeane’s stalagmite shoulders
Can’t decide how I feel:
Jonathan’s True Blood-chic or GaGa-gone wrong?
Check out the fantastic site where I found these to look at the full collections for yourself!
Win Big at Chatroulette!
Apr 11th
Ok, bitches. If you haven’t heard of Chatroulette yet then you’re lucky. It’s a goddamn mess. But if you’re unlucky like me then you were probably hanging out at the Haus of Hunnies on Thursday when Gary Jr. introduced us all to it. (Sidebar: he actually introduced us to the very vulgar and gay alternative, Manroulette, where the chatroom is a revolving door of one filthyoldmancockshot after another).
- Quick explanation = Chatroulette is an internet sensation with the idea that if you have a webcam you will be randomly put into a one-on-one chatroom with another user where you can see each other and talk and have a good time. But the catch is that everyone has the ability to F9/Next the other person, causing each of you to be instantly paired with another stranger! And it can go on and on like this for hours!! But too bad if you get Next’d too many times within a certain timeframe then they stall your ability to “play” for 10 minutes, wah wah!
Like I said, it’s a goddamn mess — even if you do meet your new boyfriend there — and you should probably never visit the site. Instead, look at all the wonderful people Amelia Bearhart was unlucky enough to meet the other night:
- Marvin the Martian wearing nothing but red panties and loving my hairpin
- Teenage French guys taking shots of cheap tequila, then going psycho-hate-crime on me
- Headless wonder in the tub
- Faceless Chilean asking come estas all the time pero no hablo espanol aqui papi
Good times, but seriously this is why 3rin should never let me have the apartment to myself (even for just one night).