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My Favorite Things
Nov 23rd
Champagne’s cute bubbles and lunch with my hunnies
Drinks at Martuni’s and fists full of monies
Fantastic music that I love to sing
These are a few of my favorite things!
Cuddles with my boo and baked chocolate brownies
Men with cute accents and things that are cuties
Double cheeseburgers with fried onion strings
These are a few of my favorite things
When the troll bites, when the cow sings
When I’m feeling sad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don’t feel so bad.
Gary Jr.’s Oscar Party
Mar 7th
Tonight I attended Gary Jr’s oscar party, and let me tell you… It was a real hoot. Gary Jr. made his world famous pulled pork sandwiches, and the guest I dislike the most left the event even before it started… Score! Jay brought his mother’s world famous black bottom cupcakes… yummies…. yes! And I brought my award winning personality.
No oscar party is complete without an oscar pool, and Gary promised a fantastic prize this year. After some ups and downs I finally won the pool by guessing the winners of 13 categories correct, and what was this fantastic prize I won? Money? Glitz? Glamour? Fame?…nope… This!
Party Game: The $3 Shuffle
Feb 11th
I come from a family of notorious gamblers. Any chance we get to bet our hard-earned Ke$ha against the wits & talents of each other we take it! Hold’em Tournaments, football pools, Survivor/Bachelor/Amazing Race/Big Brother/American Idol pools, Reno/Tahoe/Indian casinos, and now — The $3 Shuffle — thanks to Aunt F and HRH Hannah!
Next time you’ve got a fair-sized group of people hanging out try playing this game — it’s a great ice-breaker because it gets everyone excited and there is rarely any arguing considering it’s all based on luck.
The $3 Shuffle
ingredients:
- as many people as possible
- $3 per person
- die
1) sit/stand around a table with each person placing their $3 in front of them
2) starting with the eldest (or youngest, or whoever you goddamn want) each player will roll the die once per turn, and depending on the # they roll they will either pass one of their dollars, throw one into the pot, or get a free pass.
when you roll:
- 1 – pass $1 to the person on your right
- 2 – pass $1 to the person on your left
- 3 – put $1 into the pot
- 4, 5, 6 – no action, you get a free pass
3) play continues counter-clockwise until every dollar of every player is in the pot, last player to throw in their last dollar wins all the money!
3a) even if you pass away all 3 of your dollars while other people still have them you are not out of the game! there is always the chance that someone to your right or left is going to pass one of their dollars to you on their turn. but remember, you can only roll the die if you have at least one dollar — if you’re out of dollars then the play just passes over you until you get a dollar.
3b) when there is only one person left with money they don’t automatically win! even if they have $2 in front of them and no one else has any they have to continue to roll until they get a 3 and throw their dollars into the pot. if they roll a 1 or a 2 they pass as usual and another player is back in the game. the winner isn’t the last one standing, but rather the last person to throw the last dollar into the pot!
Not-So-Deep Thoughts
Jan 15th
“I think it’s important to give to those in need. Don’t you?… Good… I need a couple hundred dollars. Thanks.”
