Snookie-Rose and Kitty were not far behind…  you girls are lucky labias!    The real winner here is Misha who only got 2 votes.  Way to go Misha!

If you missed the party… sorry… your loss.   This party was soooo hot even Snooki showed up.  Looks like she found a new shore to party at!

background: Benutty goes to Nick’s every Tuesday for LostIdolFest, but didn’t this week coz he was sickies
Apr 13, 2010 8:38 pm

Benutty
I don’t like not being at your house lol. This must be what Gary Jr. feels like every Tuesday

Nick
Yea I don’t like it either. You are missing Alfie squealing like a girl over Glee coming on next. Lol

Apr 13, 2010 9:33 PM

Misha
Gary Jr. is listening to his world premiere (it’s on repeat)

Benutty
Oh lord. Why aren’t you guys watching Glee

Misha
I’m doing hw. I dunno about him. He would rather watch himself, I guess!

Apr 14, 2010 12:42 PM

Shawnito
Pig on skates

Benutty
What!!

I thought about it long and hard and then realized she’d found my Sweetums performance of Kylie Minogue. The day that started it all. So I responded with “Is that a Kylie reference?”

Not a second goes by and Sveta responds with “Or the sound of a dying cat singing her song.”

Oh Sveta dies at 2am. And welcome to the Haus of Hunnies, Sveta. You evil evil woman!

Q: Answer the following questions using no more than one sentence?

What person/s do you most credit with shaping who you are?
–Oprah, Jack Tripper, RuPaul, the robot girl from Small Wonder, Natalie from the Facts of Life, Alex Trebek, Sandra Day O’Connor, the black bailiff on Night Court and Ferris Bueller.

If you were stranded on a desert island, what three people would you most want with you?
–the Staypuft Marshmallow man, Violet Beauregarde (pre-juicing), John Locke.

Who was the last person you know that you fantasized about having sex with?
–Misha. Seriously.

Did you masturbate to this fantasy?
–Yup.

How long should foreplay last?
–As long as it takes for me to finish the pie.

How long should intercourse last?
–As long as it takes for me to finish.

Have you ever licked food off of another person’s nipples or genitals?
–Nope. Just my own.

Estimate: What is the most orgasms you’ve had in a single 24 hour period?
–1/2

Have you ever engaged in a sexual activity while sitting on the toilet?
–Everything should always involve a toilet.

Have you ever done illegal drugs off the nipples or genitals of someone else?
–Nutella ‘n bananas should be illegal…but no.

What is the shortest period of time that you’ve had sex with someone after meeting them for the first time?
–I’m having sex with you right now. And it will continue until I finish.

Have you ever videotaped yourself having sex?
–Having seen One Night in Nick and Babe Does Barnyard, I knew I could never film myself.

Could you really just have sex with one person for the rest of your life?
–I’ve only had sex with one person for the first 28 years, why not keep it just one for the next 14?

What would your mom say if she could see how you answered these questions you sick fuck?
–She died at Oprah.

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Someone at the Roadside BBQ broke into Nick’s family home and stole the treasured Nick Family Portrait! I mean that shit is THREE GENERATIONS! They’ve been looking for it for ages.

Well look no further, piggies. Hunnies found it.

The Nick Family Portrait

So without further ado, please enjoy a video about me: “??? ?????? ?? ??? ???”

Q: If you lost your sense of smell, what 3 smells would you miss the most and why?

Thanks Helge for this question. I love that people in Norway read our little blog. Before I begin I must say that Nick and I have similar smell tastes regarding Disneyland water. That water is in my Top Five list. We’ve talked about it before. There’s something crazy there. I smelled that same smell a couple of times near my Noe Valley apartment and it threw me right back to childhood memories at Disneyland. It’s like a chlorine, salt water breeze thing.

1) Anything that has spent more than a week in my mom’s linen closet in the hallway of my childhood home. I love the smell of fresh linens mixed with stagnant air in that little tiny space. It permeates the linens. It’s almost a dusty-ish sort of smell but it’s fresh and doesn’t gag you like dust. I don’t know. It reminds me of my mom and I like it.

2) First Rain in Palmdale. Not just any rain but the light rain that starts a thunderstorm in Palmdale in the summertime. It’s so dusty there that when the first little bit of rain hits the asphalt and the desert and the roads and the dust, there is a unique earthy wet smell that I just love. I’ve never really smelled it anywhere else and I love it.

3) Misha. Misha has a really nice smell that’s kind of based on his shampoo and other products but also just himself. I love it. His pillows smell like him and it’s awesome. That’s right. I secretly smell his pillows. Tough! I love that Misha smell.

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Firstly, hells no! And nope. Never wondered that. Secondly, I was already on Meal #4. So what! Who cares?!?