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So What! Who Cares?!?
Feb 5th
One time I only ate canned tuna with crackers and mayo every day for a month. I was trying to save money in college. To spice things up, I’d get Top Ramen too. What! Tasty! So when my gums started hurting, I went to the doctor and told him about my recent money-saving diet.
He examined me. Frowned. Handed me an orange and told me to leave.
I gave myself scurvy. So what! Who cares?!? I had a mimosa or nine and I was fine. So what! What cares?!?
(That one’s for you, Cousin Mark)
Sweetums Series #6
Jan 30th
Never give Gary Jr. a mimosa at Nick and Jay’s house. Things turn ugly…for Ke$ha.
Lady Sings Another Tranny’s Hit
Toodles,
Gary Jr.